Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels
Heartbreak High Remake Met With Rave Reviews Despite Clear Lack Of Eyebrow Piercings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT At the time of writing Heartbreak High (2022) is one of the most streamed TV shows
DAILY: A Generous Deal, A Brutal Replacement & A Trivia Team Comes Undone – October 10
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman bring you another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now
Hypercompetitive Trivia Teammate Now Going To Sulk All Night That Her Correct Answer Was Overlooked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If they’d just fucking listened to her, ‘Oedipus and the Motherfuckers’ would have come first.
Local Optimist Concludes At Least Feeling Scorned About Failed Situationship Means She’s Over Her Ex Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Oh no. The day has come. Deep down, Laurie Schultz knew it would happen eventually but
Best Mate’s Little Brother Way Better Value Than Best Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by all the lads has found that Bozza’s younger brother, Bomber, has
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan
“How Dare They” Says Man Returning To His 1995 Seat Cordoba To Find Someone Reckons It’s Ready To Be Crushed Into A Cube
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While it’s far from being a daily driver, a Betoota Heights man says
Advice Column | Completely Legal And Normal Ways To Reduce Your Taxable Income To Zero
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT It is no secret that in many boroughs of Betoota, rates of financial literacy
La Niña Weather Patterns Destroy Wardrobe Full Of Summer Hoe Outfits
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some more sad news for the nation’s woo girls, it can be now confirmed
Local Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Hippy About Tattoo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Kick-ons participator Haley McKenna (28) ruined her evening by making a mistake she will surely