AFL Clubs Say If Your Brain Gets Fucked From Smashing It Repeatedly While Playing AFL Then That's On You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some sleeveless football clubs are in the shit this week because they've
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Overwhelmed Local Woman Could Use Another One Of Those Snap Lockdowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley James (29) never thought she’d see the day where she missed being incarcerated in
RBA Governor Philip Lowe: “Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his
Bureau Of Meteorology Going Through Their Snoop Lion Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Bureau of Meteorology yesterday raised eyebrows by randomly insisting that they no longer wish to
DAILY: A Good Friend, A Baffled Nation & The Ultimate Scapegoat – October 18
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman bring you another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that
Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as
Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James
Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home,
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old
Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren’t That Bad
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An unswervingly loyal mate has this week tried her darned hardest to reassure their friend that
Re-Emerging Bachelorette’s First Thirst Trap In 5 Years Met With Absolutely Feral Comments From The Girlies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local hottie has this week been met with some very creative praise from her girlfriends,
Gina Rinehart Responds To Concerns Raised By Australian Netballers: “Shut Up And Dance, Servants”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from