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Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed
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Government Spends $368 Billion On Some Submarines That Will Halt China’s Invasion By 14 Hours
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Skip Magically Fills Up With Everyone Else’s Shit Again
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Sight Of Mate On Street Prompts Spontaneous Abuse From Car Window
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A usually decent member of society jumped down with the dregs today after the sight of
Local Woman Lets Out Delighted Piggy Squeal After Discovering More Chips In The Bottom Of The Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself finding joy in the small things this weekend, after a
Albo Tells AUKUS That There Were No Fancy Nuclear Submarines Where He Grew Up, In Camperdown Public Housing, Where They Only Had Shitty Diesel-Electrics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken a trip across the Pacific Ocean to address
Team Behind Fitzroy Garage Sesh Win Best Set Design At 2023 Oscars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from La La land, a couple of home grown heroes have managed
Academy Awards Invite JR And King To Officially Commentate 2023 Oscars In Case Shit Pops Off Again
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Mark Waugh: “So What Kohli? You Could Dig Up Fred Spofforth, Put Pads On His Corpse And He’d Also Make A Ton On This Pitch”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular cricket identity Mark Waugh has shrugged off Virat Kohli’s first century this
Pop Feeling Relevant After Figuring Out Tim Tszyu Is The Son Of Kostya Who You Might Not Remember
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian boxing now has it’s very own Mayweather Family, as the prodigal son Tim Tszyu
NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today received the shock of his life, after waking up in a