Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Hyper Nephew Currently Going Through The ‘Looks And Acts Like He Chews On Sheet Metal’ Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a high pitched shriek before running off with his hands behind his back like
Young Parents Rush To The Bedroom For Their Weekly 8:00am ‘Bluey Root’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Times have certainly changed for one young couple in Betoota Grove. As former partiers, Jenny and
Peter Malinauskus Presents Collingwood Players With Custom Made Ankle Jewellery For Gather Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today welcomed a large group of interstate tourists to his
Small Town Drummer In More Demand Than Primary School Teachers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Two hours south east of Betoota, in the former steel capital of regional south west Queensland,
Freshly Single Rupert Murdoch Launches Into Fuckboy Era
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact After abruptly calling off his engagement to Lesley Ann Smith with the wedding only months away,
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at
Local Woman Unable To Wear Gingham Without Looking Like A Picnic Table Or A Hospo Worker
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Cara McLachlan [25] has this weekend found out the hard way that it’s almost entirely
Improv Guy Who Randomly Makes Weird Noises Reportedly Quite Keen For New Aunty Donna TV Show
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An eccentric local office joker has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s eagerly counting
Local Woman Seen Transforming Into A Budgie After Being Seated In Front Of A Reflective Surface
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself physically unable to tear her gaze away from her reflection
Profile That Reads ‘Something Casual’ And ‘Want Kids Someday’ Simply A Good Guy That Wants A Root!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Betoota Ponds bloke Mitchell Ellis [34] is on the lookout for a root, he still
Woman Who Has A Great Relationship With Boyfriend Fully Prepared To Belt ‘Someone You Loved’ At Splendour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights woman Renee Hawthorn [27] has today announced she plans on passionately belting out multiple
“Why Should Indigenous People Get Special Treatment” Asks Man Who Makes Bank Off Franking Credits And Negatively Gears 4 Investment Properties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man who describes himself as having an ‘engrained sense of fairness’ has today explained to