Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Gen X Mum Educates Daughter On How Hollywood Heart Throbs Were Cuter In The Squinty White Boy Era
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights mum Julie Hope [43] has today found herself revisiting her younger years, after a
RBA Respond To Government Review By Claiming It’s Not Their Fault Everyone Is So Povo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia has today responded to a damning review which claims it needs
Fuckboy Murdoch Says ‘Hmm Totally’ As Hinge Date Starts Waffling On About Intersectional Feminism
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact One of the prototypical characteristics of the fuckboy is to lie, cheat and steal your way
Flatmate Praised For Covering Sharehouse Shits For A Month By Stealing Jumbo Roll Of 1 Ply From Work
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A generally useless flatmate has won some brownie points this week, by making sure
Parents Outraged After Bluey Episode Shows Extrajudicial Execution Of Bandit By Chechen Separatists
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The creators of popular children’s programme Bluey have come under attack again from
Money Made From Cooking Meth In Shenzen Now In Boomer’s Pocket After Selling The Family Home For $3m
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described wise old bastard from our town’s leafiest enclave has described
Chocolate Fundraiser Smartly Taps Into Post Easter Choccy Addictions
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 30 odd years ago, local recreational, religious, and educational groups decided that parenting was not already
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Could Lead To An Illegal Invasion Of Iraq For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The federal Liberal party have today continued pushing on with their ‘No’ campaign against an Indigenous
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Will Waste $660m On Building Car Parks In Cherbourg And Palm Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s approval rating has today slipped to an all-time, record-breaking
Study Finds Chinese Tourists Aren’t Coming Here Anymore Because We Bought Submarines To Kill Them With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to a recent study by South Betoota Polytechnic College, Chinese tourism to Australia
Mischa Barton Joins Neighbours As Love Interest For Outcast And Troubled 77-Year Old Boy Next Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV soap opera institution ‘Neighbours’ is back. In a big way. Word has spread that
Liberals Claim Voice Could Allow Indigenous People To Secretly Appoint Themselves To 5 Different Ministries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the wake of another resignation from a position in the Federal Liberal Party, Peter Dutton