Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Local Bloke Comes Up With Genius Breakup Strategy By Being Cold And Distant Until She Leaves
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come up with a genius breakup strategy, that both doesn’t
Veteran Window Cleaner Just An Absolute Treat To Watch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Pedestrians in the Betoota CBD today were gifted an absolute treat today as veteran window cleaner
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet
DAILY: Perrottet Tries To Make A Joke, Reluctant Support & A Local Woman’s Last Laugh – January 16
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Nick Kyrgios Crashes Out Of Australian Open After Fiery Confrontation With Knee
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tennis star Nick Kyrgios has withdrawn from the Australian Open after a heated exchange
Recently Dumped Bloke Enquires If Any Of His Mates Would Be Keen To Start A D&D Crew
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting alone in his apartment as he ploughs through his favourite bachelor meal (eggs on toast)
Leftie Rock Icons ‘The Whitlams’ Reluctantly Allow NSW Liberals To Use Their Song In Campaign Ads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today doubled down on his war against Sydney’s powerful pokie
“No Soup For You” Jokes Dominic Perrottet In Effort To Move On From Nazi Dress-Up Scandal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image.
Bloke Who Was Quick To Insult Girlfriend’s ‘Goblin Nails’ Now Deprived Of Head Scratches
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today been deprived of his favourite form of receiving affection, after he
National Drug Dealers Association Call On Perrottet To Resign And End War On Their Laundries
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The President of the National Drug Dealers Association (NDDA) has called on disgraced NSW
Wallabies Now Dreaming Of Inspiring Victory Over European Giants Portugal At Upcoming World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans have received a significant shot in the arm today, with news that there’s
Perrottet Insists He Understands The Horrors Of Nazism As A Father Of 7 Kids In The Hills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the NSW election just 10 weeks away, Premier Dominic Perrottet has has been working around