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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The poor, poor man that has inherited the roaring binfire known as the Victorian Liberal Party
Woman Forced To Build New Bathroom Cabinet To Accommodate Ridiculous Dyson Hairdryer Packaging
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Despite having a freshly renovated bathroom, local woman Nastasia Smythe has today been forced to take
Owner Of Local CPAP Machine Shop Welcomes News Of Jenny Craig’s Collapse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of The CPAP Shop in the Betoota Heights Westfield has welcomed news
Pharmacist Gives Loud Rundown On Applying Thrush Cream As Though You Were Gonna Rub It On Your Gums
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s quest to get some thrush cream has ended up being a lot
Mum Furious At Daughter For Forgetting To Remind Her To Remember Shopping Bags
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact There have been reports of absolute scenes down at the underground Coles carpark in lower Betoota
Scientists Discover First British Backpacker In North Queensland To Avoid Getting Sunburnt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scientists are currently rushing to examine an exciting world first in North Queensland, after an incredible
Upper Middle Class Woman In Mid Twenties Torn Between Moving To Another City Or Studying Psychology
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact French Quarter woman Rachel Hendricks [25] has this week found herself going through the ‘single woman’
13-Year-Old Going Cold Turkey On The Vapes Explodes Like A Boomer Quitting B&H Smooths In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former year 7 class caption of Betoota Flight Path Primary, Noah Kellett (13) has today undergone
Fuckboy Murdoch Fights Off His MD Comedown By Binging The Dark Knight Trilogy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After making the most of his first long weekend as an eligible bachelor, Fuckboy ‘Roo’ Murdoch
Small Town Influencer Shakes Up Weeks Of Binge Drinking By Posting Moody Visit To Local Art Gallery
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s biggest micro-influencers has switched up her usual Instagram content
‘Tassie Devils’ To Play Satanic Derby Against Melbourne Demons On Blood-Soaked Oval For Dark Mofo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In big news for the predominantly monocultural game of Aussie Rules, it appears that the Apple