Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Victorian Refers To Newy As Newcassssell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Melbourne woman who never had the pleasure of growing up with Ray Warren’s NRL
“Now, For My Political Comeback” Says Abbott After Receiving Universal Acclaim For His Pell Eulogy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is eyeing a political comeback, he says, after receiving
Groom Kicked Off Married At First Sight For Admitting He Actually Respects Women
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Married at First Sight producers have this year truly outdone themselves, by rounding up some of
Kid Who Used To Pump A 1.25L Of Coke Every Lunchtime Now Pumping A 1.25G Of Coke Every Lunchtime
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who used to live off burger rings and coca cola in primary school
NBL Players Treated To Bottomless Dominoes Cheesy Crust Mega Meatlovers For Annual Awards Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The night of night’s for Australia’s Basketball League has gone off with out a
“Ya Just Can’t Turn A Buck Without Pokies” Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn’t Put On A Gig Since INXS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A multimillion dollar Sydney ‘hospitality operator’ has today revealed his plans to vote Labor for the
PM Albo Gifts NZ PM A Special Gift From Us All: A Luude DnB Remix Of ‘God Defend New Zealand’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a recent visit to Canberra, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese presented a gift to
Woman Gently Informed By Mates That It’s Time To Stop Talking About Situationship From Two Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has been informed that it’s time to move on, after not only being
Bloke Still Living At Home Ready To Dish Out Some Free Financial Advice If Anybody’s Listening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some blimp-headed fuck from Betoota Heights has told friends this week that he
O-Week: Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn’t Stopped Drinking Since The HSC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local legend has today wowed his entire cohort of first year university students with incredible
“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase
Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don’t Understand Whats Good For Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens Party have today taken a substantial backwards slide in their efforts to no