Strait Of Hormuz Has Now Closed Down More Times Than This Local Persian Rug Store
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT News emerging out of the Middle East has revealed that the Strait of Hormuz has closed
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Local Woman Urged To Stop Pronouncing ‘FIFO’ Like She’s A Hungry Giant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been informed that her pronunciation of the word, ‘FIFO’, makes
Melbourne Resident Says 3.8 Magnitude Earthquake Not Really As Bad As The Extra Long Lockdown They Had To Endure To Protect The Rest Of The Country Even Though No One Ever Said Thank You Or Whatever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne residents are absolutely stoked to hear that they are still at risk of aftershocks, after
David Koch Retires To Spend More Time On His Internet Crypto Currency Scams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Popular morning television host David Koch has today confirmed that he will be standing down as
“You Know, It’s Nice To See Kids Having Fun Outside For Once” Says Local Old Codger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter barfly remarked to our reporter this morning that he finds it
Bloke Didn’t Realise Everyone Thought He Was Ugly Until He Got Told He Was Punching
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota local Daniel Nagy has learnt his friends always thought he had a rude head ever
Advice Column | Get Yours And Fuck Everybody Else
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Feeling overwhelmed? I hear you. It feels like it’s impossible to get ahead right now,
Auto Manufacturers Agree To Remove Those Wires That Start The Car When You Join Them
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Australian insurance industry has reacted with excitement to news yesterday that the world’s auto
Indian Joint Watching Drunk Bloke Stumble Up The Street Starts Dishing Up a Butter Chicken And Garlic Naan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As the world continues to lose its collective mind at the capabilities of AI
Retro Looking Merch From Giant Brands Now Fashion Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world of style and culture, a new study has confirmed
Security At CBD Bar Forced To Evict Bloke Who Turned Up Without A Puffer Or Suit Jacket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Central Business District watering hole has been the scene of an uncomfortable situation. Known
Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can’t Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “What’s fucking wrong with ya?” Those were the words ringing down Angus Bell’s phone
Irishman Calling Home Spends Morning Commute Updating Tram Carriage On His Christmas Plans
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An Irish expat living in Coogee Country has been condemned this morning for treating