Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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England’s Barmy Army Reveal Preparations For Arduous Journey To Australia From Bondi Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Barmy Army has revealed its travel plans for this summer’s Ashes tour, with most
Local Man All For A Joke But Make Fun Of His GWM Tank Again And Someone’s Getting Stabbed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who says he can take a joke has reportedly reached his limit after
Husband Loses Right To Comment On Any Reno Decisions For 24 Hours After Suggesting Cool Lighting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has been banned from having any input on renovation decisions for the next
Rugby Australia Showcases Supreme Financial Literacy By Refusing To Let The Arabs Cover A Few Salaries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a strangely familiar scenes, Rugby Australia has today announced that any local footballers who join
Explosive ABC Four Corners Investigation Into Online Betting Gets Zero Coverage On Any Other Networks Because The Entire Australian Media Is Subsidised By Online Gambling Addictions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the great diseases of our modern society was probed and prodded on Four Corners
Report: Moon Big
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation is being urged to stop mindlessly scrolling through their social media and take a
France Burns Through 5 Prime Ministers In 2 Years After The Introduction Of Sky News Francais
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The French are once again going to be bed gripped by political crisis. The Land of
“Deeper And Deeper Into The Heart Of Darkness” Whispers Sussan Ley As She Takes The Busselton Line Down To Find The Coalition’s Captain Kurtz
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The train moved through the night, its windows black mirrors that showed only Opposition leader Sussan
As Is Tradition, Every Premiership-Winning Bronco To Be Given Their Own Pub On The Sunny Coast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Celebrations are still ongoing as the victorious Brisbane Broncos Men’s and Women’s side bounce
Man Told Carry-On Is 2kg Overweight Despite Being On Same Flight As 100 Broncos Supporters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man headed home after a long weekend of seeing family in Sydney is seeing
South East Queensland Facing Extreme Toilet Water Shortage As Locals Embrace Alternative Medicine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bathrooms around the wider Brisbane area are today buckling under the pressure of a big couple
Sydney Cafes Relieved To Not Make Another ‘Extra Large Cup Of Chino With Two’ As Queenslanders Finally Fuck Off Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The operators of Sydney’s vibrant cafe sector can finally exhale today, after being forced to