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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Report Finds Champagne Towers The Most Boring Yet Expensive Part Of A Wedding
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Researchers from Australia’s peak hospitality body have today released findings of a year long report
Family Agrees To Go To Family Reunion Purely To Gossip About Everyone On The Way Home
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Matriarch of the Livingstone family, Louise, has blown the family buccina in their group chat this
Woman Showing Boyfriend Beloved Childhood Movie Realises Ten Minutes In That It’s Actually Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who convinced her boyfriend to watch a beloved childhood movie has realised, just ten
Robert Irwin Prepares To Debut Stunning Nutbush Routine On American Dancing With The Stars Finale
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia's biggest names is today preparing to light it up on one
Your Tax Dollars At Work, Fixing Problems Australians Face Everyday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians doing it tough were given another reminder yesterday of what they get in return for
Pop Pleased To Hear Auntie Is Bringing Her Long-Time Housemate To Christmas Again
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Local old man Kevin Dwyer has confirmed he is very pleased that his daughter will
“It’s My Turn Isn’t It?” Says Dad Preparing To Eat Dinner Like A Labrador Devouring An Unattended Jar Of Mayonnaise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young Betoota couple’s planned family dinner was derailed within seconds last night after their
Liberals Recommend Voters Not Get Too Emotionally Invested In Any Current Federal Or State Leaders
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today released a new public memo for all of their
IT Department Can’t Work Out Why Every Employee Is Now Asking For A Second Home Monitor
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A big four accounting firm is expected to begin auditing itself this week, after
Government Defends $96 Million BOM Website: "That's Actually Pretty Cheap For A Consultancy Firm"
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Government has today doubled down on its decision to spend $96 million on the
Oscar Piastri Disqualified From Las Vegas GP Because His Car Was Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix after FIA officials discovered that
Man Admits He'll Be Pounding A Medium McChicken Meal On The Way Home After Fine Dining Experience
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights couple has spoken to The Advocate this morning about their Saturday night booking