Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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RFK Jr Reignites Age-Old Conflict Between Skivvys And Helmets By Claiming Circumcision Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Health Secretary for the so called leaders of the ‘Free World’ has today ignited yet
Ley Arrives At Impressive Conclusion That The Government Is Personally Responsible For Optus Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This comes as Opposition Leader Sussan Ley continues to grill the Communications Minister Anika Wells over
Mind Games Begin As Cummins Unsure Of Ashes Fitness Yet Seen Riding Time On Chainsaw At The Gootch Stampede Last Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mind games ahead of this summer’s Ashes series have reached new heights after injured Australian
‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The arbiters of the ‘free world’ have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional
RSL Clubs Reminded Their Top Priority Should Be Our Veterans, Not Dark Rooms Full Of Reverse ATMs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite our yearly nationwide commemoration events, and media-charged professional football matches and public holidays, it seems
Queenslander Still Deeply Disturbed By What He Saw Happen To The Clocks In Sydney Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “It’s kinda hard to explain it” says Beaudesert man, Shaun Hancock (29). “I mean, yeah,
‘Vegan Oysters’ Offered At Restaurant Just A Bowl Of Pistachios
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove restaurant has come under fire from the local vegan community this week, after
Majority Of NRL Now Considering R360 After Learning It Might Make Them Ineligible For Kangaroos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The post grand final glow is already starting to wear off the NRL this week, the
“You Don’t See Many Boys Like My Son Taking Part In This!” Says Clueless Old Bastard Whose Son Snorts The Cocaine And Smokes The Cigarettes That Fuel This Ongoing Gang War In Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wealthy eastern suburbs retiree has this week declared that young men like his son Alistair
Man Annoyed Humanity No Longer Doing Cool Things Like Sending Animals Into Space
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today reflected on what he describes as humanity’s “imaginative decline”
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Urged To Go Round Three
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact COME ON! As new images emerge of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck posing together on the
World’s Cricketers “Very Keen” For Big Bash Privatisation So They Don’t Have To, Uh, You Know, Go Over There For 8-10 Weeks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Several leading international cricketers have privately expressed enthusiasm for the potential privatisation of Australia’s Big