Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Dark And Secluded Park The Best Route For Local Woman’s Walk Home, Says Apple Maps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is starting to suspect her Apple Maps may be trying to get her
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Big John To Be Put Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australian politics’ greatest headline generators has struck again today, it can be confirmed. Barnaby
Nation’s Car Theft Epidemic Directly Linked To Scrapping The Service That Successfully Reduced Car Theft
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s car theft crisis is now so dire that it’s even making the ABC
Former Gifted Child Furious She’s Not Immediately Great At New Hobby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman learning an instrument for the first time has deluded herself into thinking she may
AFL Media Squeeze As Much Juice As They Can Out Of The Trade Window Before They Get Replaced By Skull and Punter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Northern parts of the East Coast go about their offseason glumly waiting for the
Local Tradie Unveils His Impressive ‘Ciggie Legs’ After Ten Years Of Socks And Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local carpenter has copped some weird glances this week, after the shift to warmer weather
Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown
Victorian Liberals Revisit ‘The 6 O’Clock Swill’ To Win Back The Shearer’s Wives And Seventh-Day Adventists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new poll has found that The Victorian Liberal Party is on track for a fourth
Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate
Swiftie English Teacher Really Revelling In The New Shakespearean References
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights teacher has kicked off Term 4 with a bang, it can be
City Worker Silently Laughing For Entire Commute Must Have A Good Podcast, Or Something Fucking Funny Happened At Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A woman that has been chuckling to herself in silence for close to to 45 minutes
Local Englishman Wildly Misinterprets The Guardian’s Bird Of The Year Poll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based recruiter has today been left with egg on his face, after making a