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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Townsville Teenage Banned From Bragging On Snapchat About The Landcruiser He's Going To Steal Tonight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A North Queensland teenager has been sensationally banned from bragging on Snapchat about the alleged car
Nation’s Builders Plead With Government To Roll Apprentices Into Social Media Ban As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the much discussed 10 December date finally rolls around, the nation eagerly watches on. From
Australians Kids Now Free To Embark On Adventures To Find Dead Bodies Down By The Creek
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of midnight, Australia is the first country in the world to enforce a social media
Report: Anyone Shocked By Ariana Grande And Cynthia Erivo’s Clinginess Have Clearly Never Been Around Drama Kids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that anyone confused by the behaviour of Wicked stars Ariana Grande and
"So... Does This Mean We Can't Fly My Husband Down For The Boxing Day Test And Sit In The Trustee's Suite With Dan Andrews And Everyone?"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A humid silence filled the Prime Minister's office at Kirribilli House this afternoon after
Bloke Finds Sick Joy Watching His Failing Footy Club Suffer Pre-Season Broncos
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Parked up on the couch with his chubby calves resting on a beer stained
One Or Two Betting Ads On During The Cricket These Days
JASON BARRY | Sports | Contact It seems like there are one or two betting ads on during the cricket these days,
Aussie Teenager Emerges From Social Media Haze And Realises He Has To Move Quick Before The Next Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If only he hadn't spent the last few years looking into a phone screen.
Teacher Considers Becoming An MP So She Can Recoup The Thousands Of Dollars She's Spent On Stationary
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A teacher who has spent thousands of dollars on classroom stationary is now wondering if she’
Generational Divide Bridged As Local Mum Informs Daughters That She Doesn't Mind This Olivia Dean
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former 70s and 80s wild child is beaming with pride this week, after being introduced
Baz Puts English Team Through Gruelling Sun Baking Sessions At Noosa In Preparation For Adelaide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The high-flying English Cricket team are today doing everything they can to keep the good times
Government Assure Public Everything Is Within The Rules Which Is The Most Fucked Part
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has this week learned that the Federal Government's defence of its circus