Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Kmart Really Tempting Starving Uni Students By Placing Checkout As Far Away From Exit As Possible
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT K-mart has admitted that they place their checkout as far away from the exit as
Just Fuck Up And Win Some Medals You Soft Cocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The thousands of Englishmen that have ruined both the lives of innocent families and business-owners
City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and
Public Servant Recalled To The Office Fears They Might Have To Actually Complete Tasks In Return For Money Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Shire Council has announced that all public servants will be recalled to
Suburban Chinese Restaurants Booked Out As Australia Pays Tribute With A Succulent Chinese Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Karlson, widely known for his theatrical arrest outside a Fortitude Valley restaurant in 1991, has
Bloke Called Keegan From The Gold Coast Obviously Wins Gold In Skateboarding
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia has gone bang bang bang bang overnight, with a mid 1800s Victorian style gold rush.
Australian Olympic Team Now Closer Than They’ve Ever Been To The ‘Full Carton’ Of Golds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is celebrating today, after surpassing the country’s greatest ever Olympics medal haul in a
Allora’s Railway Hotel Will Be Open At 4AM To Watch Local Boy Matt Denny In Paris, If You’re Around
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The best little pub in the best little town on the Darling Downs is turning it
Help! This Woman’s Sleep Paralysis Demon Is A Couple Wearing Matching Oodies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though sleep paralysis is a terrifying ordeal for anyone, it seems that the cold winter months
QLD Premier Begins Dabbling In Katterist Politics With New Plan To Nationalise Petrol Stations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Critics and opponents of Queensland Premier Steven Miles can say a lot of things about him,
After Not Bringing Up The Lockdowns For A Couple Weeks, Melbourne Now Carrying On About A 3.9 Magnitude Earthquake
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In the face of a looming financial crisis, the backdrop of prolonged global conflict and to
Local Man’s Decadent Western Body Incompatible With Uniqlo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has let curiosity get the better of him again this