Pauline Defends Eurotrip Saying She Has Paid For A Few Dinners And Chipped In For Accom So Get Off Her Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has this week needlessly defended her European holiday
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“They’re Lazy And Stupid People, They Are,” Says Sheep Farmer Of His Repugnant Cattle Farming Neighbour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has told The Advocate that he has a dim view of
Pint-Sized Local Man Buys New Ford Ute That’s So Big He Needs A Stepladder To Get Into It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman from our town’s humble Flight Path District has shifted his hyper-masculinity
Grandparents Unanimously Agree Living Room Could Do With Another Loud Ticking Clock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple have today agreed to add another loud ticking clock to their living room,
Man Shudders Learning About Magpie Geese, Combination Of Nation’s Most Antisocial Birds
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man has learned today about the existence of the magpie goose, a
Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world’s most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down
Local Man Whose Cheating Ruined A 20-Year Marriage Repairs Reputation By Getting Extremely Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 24-hour gym franchise located next a row of newly-built Townhouses in Betoota Heights
Bloke Dating A Girl From Northern England Says Goodbye To His White Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who just started dating an English girl has unfortunately had to give up ever
Nation Reassured Widespread Stench Of Wet Foot Is Just Sydney Drying Out After Wet Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians around the country are reportedly complaining of a wet foot smell this morning,
Local Woman Makes The Horrifying Mistake Of Having A Look Inside Her 8-Year-Old Electric Kettle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An early-thirties woman from the Betoota Flight Path District has today learnt that boiling water
Flat Toilet Roll Dispenser Great For Snorting Cocaine And One Million Streams Of E Coli
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of woo girls have this week inadvertently lined their nasal cavities with faecel matter,
Unemployed Millionaire’s Son Confidently Announces Plan To Revolutionise Industry He’s Never Worked In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 23 year old bloke from Betoota’s French Quarter district has this week proudly declared
NRL Bosses Reach Out To AFL To Figure Out Exactly How This Drug Test Cover-Up Program Works
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The AFL is crisis this week, after light has been shone on a systemic programme of