Hot Chinese Chick Spotted Leaving Microsoft Head Office In Seattle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A bombshell has dropped in the global Microsoft story this afternoon (Australian time). A bombshell in
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Sharehouse Embraces Minimalism After Housemate Who Owns Most of The Furniture Moves Out
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A sharehouse in Betoota Heights has accidentally embraced minimalism after the sudden departure of the housemate
Office Worker’s November Problems Starting To Sound Like 2025 Problems
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THATS A 2025 PROBLEM: In a stunning twist that has left her colleagues both amused
Canberra Extremely Patriotic Towards Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A recent report from just about anyone who’s been to the Australian Capital Territory in
Friendly Christian Kid Swears Oath To Uphold The Ancient Traditions Of The Red Frogs Ahead Of Schoolies Onslaught
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local school leaver from our town’s Heights district has sworn an oath
Samoan Mate Makes The Mistake Of Wearing A Black T-Shirt To The Pub Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Samoan bloke, Junior Leota (29), has made the easy but painful mistake of wearing
Penrith Panthers Heart Throb Liam Martin ROBBED Of World’s Sexiest Man Title By That Dork From The Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling this morning, after some shocking news from the entertainment world. Slowly
Man Who Moved to Melbourne For ‘A Change’ Now Just Cold And Wet And In A Different State
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as a classic case of misguided optimism, Tom Finch (27)
NZ PM Becomes First Politician Since Scott Morrison To Unite Farmers, Christians, Lefties And Anti-Vaxxers Against Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Kiwi version of Scott Morrison, New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Luxon has this week managed
Upper Middle Class Art Parents Settle On Shakespearean Names For Their Kids
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an audacious move, local upper-middle-class art couple Sebastian and Miranda Ashcroft have bestowed
Art Gallery Date Incomplete Without Pensive Photo of Boyfriend Staring At Painting Like He Gives A Fuck
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Melbourne couple hit a pivotal milestone in their relationship today after capturing the sacred “pensive
“The Gender Pay Gap’s A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k Driving Big Tonka Truck Which Goes Vroom
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast
“Oh How Did That Get In There,” Laughs Boyfriend Pulling 6-Pack Out Of Grocery Bag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has pulled it off, it can be confirmed. Local Betoota Heights man Eli