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Bettina Arndt Attempts To Lure Bruce Lerhmann As A Guest Speaker With Traditional Channel 7 Method

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Writer/fake clinical psychologist and ultimate ‘Pick me’ girl Bettina Ardnt has been left scrambling this

Young Bloke Just Flat Out Watching A Show While He’s Walking Somewhere

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of pub patrons has marvelled this afternoon seeing a young bloke walking and watching

Nation Demands That Albo Confirms Whether New Local Manufacturing Plan Will Bring Back The Maloo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government is proposing a return to the era of Australian-made manufacturing that officially ended

Public Figure That Spent Last Week Talking About Mass Killings For Political Points Probably Needs To Shut Up Right Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today been issued a polite request from his staffers

Best Distraction From Current News Cycle Found To Be Getting Pissed Under A Timber Queenslander And Listening To Violent Soho

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With endless misery and tragedy in the local news cycle, escalating global conflicts, and a noisy

New Double Peaches The Best Japanese Invention To Make It To Australia Since Chicken And Avo Sushi

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Land of The Rising Sun has done it again, it can be confirmed today. Japan,

Big Chungus Spends Millions To Make Sure Everyone Knows He Raped Someone

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A big chungus has used millions of dollars of other people’s money to essentially broadcast

Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Right across the Australia today, white knuckles have overcome the gentle hands of erotic masseuses.

Lawyers Win Another Landmark Defamation Case

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers in the latest landmark defamation trial in the Federal Court have emerged as winners yet

Resilient Bunnies Fan Says Current Slump Is Nothing Compared To Literally Being Kicked Out Of The Comp And Then Returning To Win 3 Wooden Spoons In 4 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the South Sydney Rabbitohs begin the 2024 NRL season with very little to celebrate, the

“Nice To Meet You” And 9 Other Lies Real Estate Agents Are Sick Of Hearing

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact we pride ourselves on honest and unbiased news coverage, some readers have accused

The Queensland Premier Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss All Of The Big Issues Ahead Of This Year’s State Election