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Perth Bloke With A Dexie Prescription Gets Swarmed Like The Kid That Brought Hubba Bubba To Class
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Perth bloke has suddenly found himself very popular this week, after letting it slip that
“Awww” Says Girlfriend When The Two Boxers Hug Each After Caving Each Others Heads In For 12 Rounds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A woman who really has no interest in combat sports outside of the fact that it
Extremely Well Run And Affordable Telco Cuts 2800 Jobs To Make Service Even Better!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s favourite telecommunications network has piped up with its quarterly reminder of why it holds
Bowls Club Life Members Board Full Of No Nonsense First Names
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Whilst the country continues to endure a wave of needlessly eccentric baby names, one
End Of An Era As Wayne Bennett Puts Scarborough Fuckpad On The Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that marks the end of an era, legendary rugby league coach Wayne Bennett
Bunnies Fan In A State Of Euphoric Joy After Wayne Bennett Agrees To Delay His Retirement Until 77
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Waterloo man who’s entire house, car and wardrobe shares the same colours ashis beloved
Optimistic Perth Man Declares The West Coast Reidbuild Officially Complete
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from the Far Western outpost of Perth has this week offered an official statement
39-Year-Old Bloke Comes To Accept He Might Not Ever Own A Skyline GT-R V-Spec With Matching Neons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been 21 years since the release of ‘Need For Speed: Underground’ and local financial
Underdog Status Confirmed. Bye Bye Blues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will devastate New South Wales rugby league fans, Queensland five-eighth Cameron Munster has
Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations
Kids Outfit “Designed In Byron” Made By Kids In Bangladesh
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a revelation that has left the local ethical fashion community choking on their kombucha, it
Pathetic Arsenal Fan Full Of Excuses Today
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what seems to have become an annual tradition, local Arsenal fan Dave Thompson (28) has