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Sydney’s Mayor To Run For 6th Term: “I Won’t Stop Until This City Sleeps 10 Full Hours A Night”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest serving lord mayor in the history of Sydney has announced her plans to run
Boomer That’s “Good With Shares” Also “Bought Them In 1996”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man described as “being good with shares” has told The Advocate that the secret
Clarkson’s Farm Just ‘The Simple Life’ With Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jeremy Clarkson has yet again found himself embroiled in yet another legal battle, only this time
Sua’ali’i Hoping Origin Debut Prepares Him For The Greatest Interstate Rivalry Of Them All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the players assemble for the respective State of Origin camps, one of the game’s
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as ‘charity muggers,’ revealed today that they are now
Local Mum Will Miss Watching Nadal’s Spectacular Athleticism But Most Of All Those Beautiful Arms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Grove mother-of-four, Kelsie Shayler (52) has been a tennis fanatic since watching Evonne Goolagong as
1st-Generation Small Business Owner Would Vote For The Liberals In A Heartbeat If Their Leader Wasn’t A Fear-Mongering Authoritarian Who Loathed His Existence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local swing-voter who loves Australia and doesn’t want a cent from the government has
Barnaby Says Claim In Scott Morrison’s Book That They Are ‘Best Mates’ Is ‘Incorrect’ And ‘Defamatory’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs Barnaby Joyce is determined to have his old boss’ book
Mid-30s White Boys Still Talking About World’s Most Boring Rap Beef
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of Betoota Grove locals have made headlines today, after revealing to the greater public
Dutton Still Banging On About Faulty Immigration System Like He Didn’t Spend A Decade Creating It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man that was directly responsible for building the current framework for Australia’s immigration processes,
Premier Miles Defends Costly Decision To Have 50 Cent Flown Out To Promote 50 Cent Transport Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Queensland Opposition has both slammed and blasted the decision to fly-in US rapper 50 Cent
Retail Worker Bravely Accepts Her Duty To Provide New Mother With A Lengthy Adult Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a heartwarming story emerging from Betoota Heights, a retail worker has gone above and beyond