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Office Guy Who’s Been Intermittently Fasting For 2 Weeks Now Ready To Take On Alone Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man who turns up to an office in Betoota’s Old City District 3 or
NSW Blues Presented With Commemorative Heanie To Remember Their Time In The Blue Mountains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Blues are leaving their Blue Mountains base on Sunday and making their way down
Albo Under Pressure To Condemn Netanyahu After Instagram Models Educate Their Tradie Followers About What’s Happening In Gaza
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s Prime Minister is this week facing mounting pressure to take a stance on the
Health Conscious Bloke Informs Wife He Really Should Get These Microplastics Out Of His Testicles
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke John Graham has today announced that he fully plans on getting rid of every
Alaskan Exchange Student Forced To Go Home Early After Experiencing Freezing Inner City Terrace House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An exchange student from the frosty wilderness of Alaska has been abruptly sent packing after enduring
Reuben Cotter Reportedly First To Vomit As Slater Orders QLD Squad To Eat Truckload Of Bowen Mangos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland State Of Origin coach Billy Slater has wasted no time in getting his Maroons squad
Catholic Church At Risk Of Being Cancelled As 87-Year-Old South American Man Makes Homophobic Slur
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Catholic Church is in crisis mode today, as the organisation faces its greatest existential threat
Billionaire Twiggy Forrest’s Mystery New Lover Revealed To Be Jared Leto
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Internet sleuths have identified the mystery woman caught getting pashed by eccentric Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest
LNP Announce Cheaper Alternative To QLD Premier’s 50 Cent Fares: “We Will Sell Translink To Uber”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Opposition’s ‘un-loseable election’ campaign has been thrown a hospital pass this week, after
Madge Breaks In His Blues Squad By Taking Them Down To Blaxland Tav To Stir Up Some Locals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The new coach of the Blues has kicked this week’s Origin Camp off with a
Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson Forced To Backtrack On Claim He Made The Cowboys Young Guns In 1995
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Things have gone from bad to worse for the new Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson today. Famous