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Graffiti Crew Recruits Elderly Trainspotter To Gain An Inside Knowledge Of Local Rail Network
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising twist, renowned graffiti crew S.N.O (Spare No One) has enlisted an
Trump’s Campaign Team Begin Preparations For His Next Rally In Exercise Yard Of Rikers Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential Campaign is in full swing, despite the fact that he is
Local Woman Justifies Frozen Yogurt As ‘Healthy’ By Dropping A Couple Slices Of Fruit On Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist for dessert lovers everywhere, a new study has found that adding a
Report: Could You Blokes Perhaps Do Something Constructive And Stop Fucking Around Calling Each Other Names
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EDITORIAL Our Federal representatives have spent this week fucking around in Canberra arguing about deporting people
Sydney Woman Time-Travels To Back To A Roaring 2013 Kings Cross After Downing A Wet Pussy Shot
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT GUANZIES? Last Thursday a Sydney woman found herself seemingly transported back to the infamous 2013
Local Nutcase Has Maps App Set To Satellite Mode
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been revealed that Rick Healy (28), a known mad man in his community, has
Rishi Sunak’s Advisors Propose The Black Mirror Play In Desperate Attempt To Improve His Image
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is today mulling up a breathtaking play to capture the voting
Tuna Cans Collecting Cobwebs In Pantry Constant Reminder Of Mans Failed Attempt At Getting Jacked
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tyler Fernie (26) finds himself confronted with a stark reminder of his dashed dreams every time
Divorced Dad’s Idea Of Dinner Indicates He’ll Be Finding The Next ‘Love Of His Life’ Very Soon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recently divorced bloke from Betoota Plains has been going at it quite hard with the
Police Called To Cafe As Two People Pleasers Punch On Over Who Is Paying for Coffee This Time
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S MY TURN: In local news, this morning police were called to The Three
Gina Rinehart Offers To Bail Out Melbourne Rebels If They Agree That Painting Should Be Taken Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Gina Rinehart, the Patron saint of underfunded Australian sports has today revealed her next passion project.
Multiple Round Interviews For Entry Level Minimum Wage Job Helps Decipher Which Candidates Will Take The Most Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A director for a boutique marketing agency in Betoota Heights has revealed that he’s come