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Nine Chairman Peter Costello Assaults His Way Out Of Questions About Alleged Assaults At Nine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former treasurer of the nation is today squirming in the Qantas Lounge, after being caught
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Bender At Point In Night Where Physio Student Assesses All His Mates’ Injuries
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s just ticked over 2:30am at a Betoota Valley kick ons and third year
Nephew Outed By His Roach-Pillaged Tally-Hos After Uncle Asks To Roll A Smoke
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long weekends are a great time for Aussies to get together, spend time with family
Parliament Replaces Question Time With Suburban Footy Club Style Kangaroo Court For More Productive Debates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of Australia’s national law making body have decided to bring about
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
Bloke Trying Hardest To Be Healthy Orders Loaded Fries Without The Fries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Carbs have been given the flick in the most useless way possible as a Betoota man
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cast of Hamilton are set to perform ‘Advance Australia Fair’ at Game 2 of State
High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself
Bucks Party Accommodation Comes With Ironic Cuck Chair Because Nobody Is A Chance Of Getting A Root
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The furnishings of a Gold Coast motor inn have become the central gag of
Hungover Hen At Coolangatta Airport Weighs Up Self Help Book Or Grotesque Fast Food Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT As the sun sets on a particularly debaucherous weekend, a Melbourne girl has found