Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Annoying Temu Wheel Spinner Reminds Woman She Doesn’t Need To Pollute The Earth With More Useless Crap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has rage quit an impulsive Temu purchase today, after the app insisted on
Mix Of Jealousy And Pride Washes Over Local Father As Son Watches ‘Cool Runnings’ For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wave of pensive nostalgia, pangs of pride, and profound envy has washed over
New Zealand Deploy Navy’s Inflatable Destroyer To Shoo Away Chinese Warship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) has responded to the presence of a Chinese
Pope Francis’ Doctors Order Him Off The Watermelon Strawberry Ice Vapes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Catholic Church has sent shockwaves across the globe this week, after the
Coalition Accidentally Announce They Will Also Support Labor’s Policy Of Not Hiding Your $300m Net Wealth In A Blind Trust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition has spent the past four weeks throwing their support behind some of
“The Teals Have No Power” Says Angry Man Who’d Prefer 7 Toothless Liberals Sitting On The Back Bench
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media work side by side to rebrand Peter Dutton as the Modern Day
Vatican Quickly Running Out Of Pleasant, Unalarming Adjectives To Describe How Pope Spent The Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pope spent a ‘tranquil’ evening last night according to The Vatican, which was
Report: Pokies Just Dancing Fruits For The Elderly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what many suspected: Pokie machines, often viewed as a plague
Boomers Rush To See Ningaloo Reef Before Their Generation Destroys It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of sexagenarians have today ticked a big item off their bucket list – potentially in
Email From Shady Courier Suggests Parcel Delivery Going To Be A Complete Fuck Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is cursing his own laziness today as he waits for the
Barnaby Didn’t Even Realise We Had An Election This Year, Vows To Defend Safest Seat In Australia
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT With a Federal election looming, Canberra is a buzz with frantic deal-making, cut-throat campaigning,
Pop’s Ears Prick Up After Hearing About An Ice Cream That Also Has Custard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local grandfather of 9 has today heard some welcome good news. In a climate filled