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Winter Chill Inspires Overpaid White Collar Man To Hit The Gym In 3/4 Skins Under Footy Shorts
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In local sporting news, a Betoota Grove man is primed to hit a personal
Local Girl Soft Launches Euro Holiday With Location Tagged Picnic Featuring That Swanky Ham
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In global news, a Betoota girl has launched into her European holiday a little
Woman Doing Beauty Routine In Front Of Gen Z Niece Unaware Her Life Is About To Be Ruined
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t spend much time online is unaware that she’s just about
White Collar Man Alone In Pub Beer Garden At 3am Creates Path Of Destruction Like The Joker
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A white-collar man who’s friends left him at a pub beer garden at 3 AM
Long Weekend: Friday Arvo Piss Up Means Local Girl’s Sweaty Gym Bag Now Stuck At Work For 72 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT And impulsive decision to get on the squirt tonight now means that the an office building
Local Man Celebrates Monarch’s Birth The Traditional Way By Being Stuck In Enormous Traffic Jam Leaving Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has joined the tens of thousands of other people from our fabled inland
Local Bloke Alerts The Ladies Of His Commitment Issues By Rocking A Linen Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week been praised for being upfront about his dating intentions, by
Share House Stoner & Art Student Battle Over Rights To Recycled Cardboard
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A wrestle over finite resources is taking place in a Betoota share house as the resident
Nation Witnesses First Ever Disagreement Between A Liberal Treasurer And A News Corp Reporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is reeling this morning after seeing proof that unicorns might exist. The proof comes in
“People You May Know” Section Overflowing With People You Wish You Didn’t Know
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A collection of ghosts have appeared uninvited on the front porch of a local
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saga gripping Australia’s extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this
Squirming Feet Protruding From Base Of Toilet Suggests Day 2 Of The Bucks Is Going To Be A Slog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A house on Queensland’s Gold Coast has this morning had an eery stillness shattered by