We're Already Two Months In Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
Latest news (Page 332)
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning from some guy
Man Who Was Paralysed With Fear Over Lack Of Details About Indigenous Voice Provides A One-Page Media Release For His Half A Trillion Dollar Nuclear Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same man who was far too cautious to put his support behind the Indigenous Voice
Britney Finally Vindicated After Justin Timberlake Is Arrested For Driving While InTOXICated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Britney Spears and her global army of fans are today cheering with joy, after a major
Calls For Doctors To Complete 6 Months Prac Behind A Bar To Ease Critical Social Skills Shortage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Amongst of the skills shortages currently faced by Australia’s health system, the lack of street
Woman Who Envisaged A Stylish Coat Winter Still Rocking The Half Fucked Puffer From 4 Winters Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland expat who promised herself she’d finally become one of those stylish coat wearing
Country Musician Removed From Record Label After Allegations He Doesn’t Drink Jack Daniels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian country music industry has today been rocked by shocking allegations from within its ranks.
Same Political Party That Gave Sydney The Rozelle Interchange Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A parliamentary inquiry has found that the NSW Liberals knew as early as 2014 that the
Elderly Man Served ‘Lukewarm’ Skim Cappuccino Lodges Human Rights Complaint
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter resident has asked the Australian Human Rights Commission to force a local cafe
“Let’s Just Chill. I Don’t Like Labels” Says Ethically Non-Monogamous Pansexual Gluten-Free Virgo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota’s man drought continues this week. In the words of the famous British balladeer Robbie
Unattended Husband Left In Charge Of Slow Cooker Invents New Meal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is today been hailed for his culinary genius and ingenuity. Praised by
BETOOTA TALKS: Richard Clapton Talks About Living Hard And Playing Rock Music (Part 2)
INTERVIEW | Podcast | CONTACT In Part 1 of our in-depth interview, Richard Clapton recounted his wild youth, from landing in London
Hanson Demands Betoota Advocate Take Down Image Of Her Pashing A Sudanese Hunk From Ipswich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate has today been on the receiving end of a threatening legal letter from