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Progressive Servo Condom Machine Says Ribbed For THEIR Pleasure
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The times they are a changin’ in a service station in Greater Western Betoota as the
Daggy Dad Shocked To Learn His Fashionista Daughter Has Stolen His Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Flight Path District father of three has once again been left confused by this younger
Dutton Announces New High-Speed Rail Policy Which He Says Will Be Fully Operational By 2031
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has kept the hits playing, by revealing a mind bending new policy
Gazman Quickly List Company On ASX In Attempt To Trick Naive Investors Into Thinking They’re The Burrito Guys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some of the brightest minds in Australian fashion have today made a bold play at capturing
‘Women Are Too Emotional’ Says Bloke Who Wouldn’t Speak To Anyone For 2 Hours After Sua’ali’i Got Sent Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has proved he may be a tad hypocritical, after moaning about women being
Mental Health Warrior Goes From Screaming At Sport’s Betting App To Screaming At Waterfall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Ford Raptor Driver has taken to social media today to let everyone know that
Red Eyed-Coworker That Keeps Yawning Is Either A Stoner Or Really Into Soccer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local office worker Mitch Bromfield (30) is still trying to figure out if the new guy
Woman Who Never Posts Suddenly Becomes An Influencer After Developing A Crush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who isn’t that active on Instagram has suddenly started posting a lot of
Just Stop Oil Activists Accidentally Give The Big Orange in Berri A Much Needed Recoat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The group of activists known as the Just Stop Oil collective have today been left with
Local Man’s Spidey Senses Tingle As He Tries To Work Out What Kind Of Sauna This Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker’s morning today was punctuated with strange run in at his new gym.
Running Clubs Just A Poorer Millennial Version Of The Lycra Phase Their Parents Went Through
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that after spending their early adulthood in lockdown, and their teenage years staring at
Caribbean Businessman Angus Taylor Cheers On West Indies Against England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer and part-time Caribbean entrepreneur Angus Taylor was spotted cheering on his West Indies in