Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Polls Show A Labor Win, As Liberals Start Thinking Maybe They Should’ve Been Nicer To Julie Bishop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party is facing even more of a backward slide at the 2025 Federal Election,
Woman Gets The Major Ick After Learning Her Date Actually Posts on LinkedIn
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has revealed she immediately got the major “ick” after learning that her date
Anti-Fast Fashion Girlfriend Just Can’t Say No To A $140 Hoodie From Dua Lipa Show
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A DePop Princess from the ecologically aware suburb of Newtown is wrestling with guilt
Construction On Melbourne Airport Rail Will Begin Next Year, Says Every Victorian Premier Since 1970
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a remarkably familiar announcement, the Victorian Government has once again assured the public that construction
Local Man Wonders If Any Of His Mates Would Enjoy A Cold Schooner Of Piss This Afternoon Or Are They Too Limp-Wristed Like The Albanese Government’s Response To Chinese Warships Conducting Live-Fire Exercises In The Tasman Sea When They Should’ve Just Sen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local business strategy consultant has today extended a casual invitation for beers while
Local Woman And Dog Bond Over Matching Anti-Anxiety Meds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has taken her human-canine companionship to new heights after discovering that she
Local Woman Confident A Simple Change In Geography Will Erase Years Of Unresolved Personal Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who thinks moving to a new city will magically solve all her
Vision Of Shinzo Abe Appears Before Malcolm Turnbull During Dusk Kayak And Implores Him To Run Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is reportedly recovering this evening after what he initially
Nation’s Landlords Call For A Ban On ChatGPT After Tenants Get Better At Arguing Against Rent Increases
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In concerning news for renters, Australia’s most influential governing body for real estate
Girlfriend Of Powerlifter Loving Surge In Air Quality Since This Whole Egg Shortage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news reminiscent of the pandemic, certain pockets of the country have been enjoying
Brisbane Tradie Packs A Picnic Basket Because This Olympics Shit Is Going To Pay Like A Motherfucker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s new sporting precinct will rival some of the world’s best stadiums, the Queensland
You’re Stuck On A Flight For 10 Hours, Who Are You Sitting Next To?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman boarding a plane has found herself facing an impossible choice today, as she tries