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Nurse Would Be Happy For Her Union To Get In Bed With Bikies If It Meant She Too Could Own A Fucking Home

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has triggered euphoric screeching from the nation’s right-wing media and politicians, its

Last Days Of Dive Bar Upon Locals As Little Men In Carhartt Jackets Discover It

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Flightpath District in Betoota is known for its light industry and local charm. However, the

Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has

The Grade Cricketer’s Sam Perry Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss Cricket’s Great Expansion Into The United States Of A

Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly

Competitive Parents Brag About What Suburb They Bought Their Useless Children A Starter Property In

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The latest scuttlebutt from our towns golf courses and hair salons suggests local Baby Boomer-age parents

Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree

With All This Crazy Stuff Happening In The World, Local Man Reckons We Just Do A Spag Bol Tonight Babe

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the potential for major conflicts teeters in the Middle East, Europe and now the United

Nation’s Millennial Women Still Harbour Dreams To One Day Build The Practical Magic House

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that every millennial woman who watched the movie ‘Practical Magic’, still harbours

Spain Sends Military Into Ibiza And Majorca As Geezer Tantrums Worsen

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, Spain has deployed military forces to Ibiza, Majorca, Benidorm and several other

Trump Comes Out As A Proud Homosexual After Assassin’s Bullet Pierces The Gay Ear

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US Federal Election is still 100 days away, but the stakes could not be higher.

Local Commercial Construction Project Manager Shocked To Learn Of CFMEU Wrongdoing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction project manager said he was shocked to learn this week that the most