NSW Victory Damped As Blues Fan Catches Girlfriend Scrolling Through Kalyn Ponga’s Insta Dumps
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A blues supporter has been knocked down a peg after last nights game after waking up
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Report: Mum Just Thought It Would Be Nice If Nephew Played With Your Toys While You Were Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke is currently in the second stage of grief after arriving home to find
Arrival Of The Year Of The Snake Prompts Man To Fire React To Mate’s Ex Girlfriend’s IG Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man is today wasting no time ushering in the Chinese New Year. With
XXXX Capitalise On Great Northern Going ‘Woke’ By Saying Gay People Should Be Banned From State Forests
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s most popular beer-flavoured water brand has come under fire for
CSIRO Launch Investigation Into What The Hell Is In Blue Mountains Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The finest drop off the bluest of mountains has this week maintained the status quo – pardon
Homeowner Would Get A Swim Spa If Not For Their Extreme Boganity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With another 45-degree day on the way, local homeowner Nagle Chandler has been
MAFS Producers Strike Gold With Blokes Sulking About Age Appropriate Matches, Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact MAFs producers have found themselves striking ratings gold yet again, by pairing blokes with age appropriate
Channel 7 Does The Most Channel 7 Thing Ever And Shows ‘The Chase’ Over Test Cricket This Afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Channel Seven is planning to do quite possibly the most Channel Seven thing ever
DeepSeek AI Has Some Rather Raw Opinions Regarding The Australian Swimming Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world tries to wrap its head around the newest AI competitor on the block,
Angus Taylor Wastes Hours Trying To Explain The Nash Equilibrium To Colleagues To Show Their Culture War Is Pointless
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly wasted hours of his arguably valuable time this
“Can’t Believe This Is Part Of My Job Now” Growls Dutton, Before Attending Chinese Christmas Or Whatever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another stark reminder that his new job requires him to occasionally leave the North
Australia To Enter Global AI Race Through Release of Updated Magic 8 Ball, With Up To 20 Answers!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The future of the Australian economy finally looks in safe hands, after a bombshell announcement from
Labor Continue Strategy Of Only Picking Big Units As Regional Candidates, With A 7-Foot Bloke In Cairns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact At 6 ft 8 inches, Cessnock MP Dan Repacholi is by far the biggest unit in