“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Tasmanians Have Been Eating Cats For Generations. Do Trump’s Comments Go Too Far?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former US President Donald Trump’s latest debate performance has sparked global outrage, but nowhere more
“See It’s In The News!” Says Dad Pointing To Misinformation He Read On Website With All-Seeing-Eye In The Logo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Government prepares to introduce minimum age limits to keep children off social media, there
Black Market Schooners On The Rise As Government’s Disgraceful Excise Increases Force Blokes Underground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The skyrocketing cost of a cold schooner at the pub has pushed a growing number of
America Treated To 90 Minutes Of Passive Aggressive Marriage Counselling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The US presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump kicked off at 9pm ET, resulting
Labor’s Base Shrinking Now That Rural Australia No Longer Held Hostage By Communist Shearers Who Can Fight Like Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party’s base is shrinking by the day, now that Australia’s regions are
Triple M To Play Non Stop Fooeys For Next 36 Hours In Tribute To Dave Grohl’s Mid Life Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s home of non stop footy and rock and roll have today rolled out
Readers Of The Advocate Aged Under-16 Begin Subscribing To Print Edition In Anticipation Of Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thousands of teenagers across Australia have reportedly begun subscribing to the print edition of The Betoota
Liberals Base Shrinking As Christian White Supremacism Fails To Win Over Multicultural Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party is staring down the barrel of a possible extinction, as Australian voters realise
Constant Bombardment Of Gambling Ads For Kids Under 14 Totally Fine Though Confirms Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today come out to defend its signature new social media policy. While
Albo Asks Scientists To Find A Way To Implant An Uso Into Everyone’s iPhone To Start Checking IDs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister has today finally decided to act on the growing community concerns about
Millennial Who Was Heavily Involved In The Sad Girl Tumblr Era Kind Of Understands Social Media Ban
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has today begrudgingly admitted she kind of understands the whole social media ban
Woman Coming Back From First Overseas Trip Regales Mates With Stories Of $3 Free Pours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has just gotten back from an overseas trip has been overheard going on