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Youngest Sister Sadly Unable To Recycle Old Assignments Because Her Brothers Are Mouth Breathers

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A teenager looking to cut corners has unfortunately not been able to plagiarise old school assignments

Ambulance Wait Times Have Blown Out Because Nation Has Gone Soft, According To Minister

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As ambulance wait times across Australia continue to reach record highs, the Federal Health Minister Mark

NSW Government’s New $500,000 Lifeline For Music Festivals To Just Cover Excessive Police Wages

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The NSW government has today announced they’ll be offering a ‘lifeline’ to struggling music festivals,

Fitness Bro’s Cycling Obsession Sees Him Fork Out More For New Bike Than He Did For First Car

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pixel pusher who inhabits a cubicle in Betoota’s Old City district has today

Albo Insists Throwing Toys Out Of Pram And Blowing Up Parliament Is Better Than Putting Forward Housing Bill That Will Actually Result In Change

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese remains steadfast in his decision to blow up Parliament if they shitcan

Betoota Talks: The Humble Immigrant Turned Golden Boy Of Australian Sport Joins The Podcast To Discuss Smashing Broken Guitars, Winning Gold, Watching Cathy With Kylie, And Much Much More

QLD Premier Rattles Australian Politics By Choosing To Help Voters During A Cost-Of-Living Crisis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What the fuck. Those were the three words that rang out through the halls of Australian

September Cold Snap Causes Adelaide Residents To Break Out The Flannel Union Suits As Bottom Layer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Free Settler Town of Adelaide, In Southern Australia, has awoken to the coldest September morning

There Are Two Equally As Good Games Of Victorian Leg Tennis On This Weekend That People Will Certainly Enjoy Watching

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People from all parts of the country are excited to watch some Victorian Leg Tennis games

World’s Most Unimpeachable Dictators Meet To Discuss What They Can Learn From Clover Moore 

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A litany of strongman dictators recently gathered to discuss how the Lord Mayor of Sydney has

James Murdoch Tells Nevada Court Room “Lachlan Can Have Fox News But I Get To Keep Fletch & Hindy”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The future of the world’s biggest media empire is being fought over a Nevada courtroom

Australians To Re-Embrace The Noble Art Of Scalping As Ticketmaster Introduces Dynamic Pricing

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Australia is now yet another lucky country to experience Ticketmaster dynamic pricing, as fans hoping to