“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Jacob Elordi Says He Will Draw From His Experiences Of Being A QLDer To Understand Heathcliff Being Ostracised From Society
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After catching wind of all the negative comments about his casting for a Wuthering Heights adaptation,
Prince Andrew Quietly Donates His Original ‘Bad Boy Records’ Merch To The Kensington Salvos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The black sheep younger brother of King Charles has today been spotted discreetly dumping plastic bags
Coles Update Marketing Slogan In Move To Appease ACCC Ahead Of Legal Action Over Price Gouging
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of everyone’s favourite duopoly have today hit back in the supermarket wars against
Cousins From Bundaberg Doing Weird Shit Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Some cousins from Bundaberg have today taken a break from hooning around the streets to practise
RBA Tells Homeowners To EADC LMAO As It Keeps Rates Steady
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has kept rates on hold for the 10th consecutive month, extinguishing hopes that
Old Bloke Working For Armaguard Says The 2000s Were Pretty Scary Yeah
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In extremely unsurprising news, a weathered 68 year old man that works for Armaguard has admitted
Woolies Offer The ACCC A Vintage Blue Mufasa Ooshie If They Ease Up With This Price Gouging Stuff
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of the nation’s favourite Duopoly have today moved to calm down this whole
Man Who Gave Shack On Kangaroo Island $523 Million Without Tender Unsurprisingly Still Yet To Produce Details On Nuclear
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader is still keeping his cards close to his chest, when it
Report: The Boys Must Have Ducked Out For A Lung Lollie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local pub patron has today been met with the universal sign that his mates have
PM Mulls Negative Gearing Abolition After Learning It Could Buy Us At Least One More Nuclear Submarine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government’s position on negative gearing this week
QANTAS Now Leaning Into The Well-Deserved Reputation As A Low, Thieving, Putrid Dog
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news you probably won’t be reading in Australia’s newspapers, it seems our once
Local Woman Feeling Annual Urge To 180 Her Style And Get Rid Of Entire Wardrobe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is