Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Bloke Who Turned Up Without Any Beers To Grand Final Party Asks If He Can Have One Of Yours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house party on
Matt Denny Returns To Allora To Open Matt Denny Disc Golf Course, Next To The Matt Denny Pie Shop, Over The Street From Matt Denny Rural Supplies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small town of Allora, Queensland, is once again gearing up to celebrate its favourite son,
Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French Quarter this
Jarome Luai Receives 15th Text From The Tigers Asking “When Can You Start?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bleary eyed Jarome Luai has woken up to some clingy text messages this
Former Horse Girl Now Really Into Horse Medicine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove woman who once used to grow her hair down to her waist so
After Realising Poor Immigrants Don’t Mindlessly Vote For Whoever They Tell Them To, Labor Announces New Candidate For Fowler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor has today announced a Vietnamese-Australian candidate for a heavily Vietnamese seat, that they lost to
‘Bespoke Ethically Handmade Jewellery’ At Farmers Market Actually Just Drop Shipped From Temu
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events that has rocked Betoota’s French Quarter, it has been
Chrome Dome Debuts Backwards Cap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s baldest men has debuted a tasteful backwards cap today in a
Apple Admits That The Phantom Vibrations Are Totally Real And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has finally come out and admitted that those random vibrations you feel in your pocket
Rural Newspapers Now Claiming Every NRL Grand Final Player To Ever Fill Up A Tank Of Fuel In Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With two teams that boast nationwide grassroots recruiting programs playing in the NRL grand final today,
Unsalvageable Ick Activated As Man Tries To Shazam Universally Well-Known Pop Song On Date
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as an unsalvageable ick, a local woman has described the
Mike Cannon-Brookes Is Building The World’s Tallest Wooden Structure Because He Cannot Afford Concrete
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech entrepreneur and part-time corporate raider Michael (Mike) Cannon-Brookes is building the world’s tallest wooden