Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Making The Joker A Musical Not Really That Appetising To Blokes Who Actually Relate To The Joker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews.
Corporate Alpha Female Finds Natural Partner In Low Functioning Tradie Who Has No Opinions Of His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a
Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week,
Dutton Frustrated That This Zionist Rebrand Means He Must Also Condemn His Most Reliable Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who
Cheap Scottish Imitation Of Powderfinger Announce Two Shows In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking display of global cultural imperialism, legendary Glaswegan band Oasis, widely known for their
Husband With The Palate Of An 18-Year-Old Lab Confirms Winery’s 2022 Semillon Is ‘Yeh Good’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has returned to town this week after a long weekend away in
“Why Do I Have To Pay So Much Tax?” Says Sanctimonious Bunghole Who’s Never Set Foot In A NICU
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An idiot from our town’s freshly developed Heights area has complained this morning about giving
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Causes Young Australians To Smell Like Their Grandparents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cost-of-living crisis continues into summer, and supermarkets continue their bloodthirsty price-gouging at the expense
Panthers Boys Continue Post-Match Festivities With Bit Of Fireball For Brekky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s most successful team of the 2020s are today keeping the good times going
Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it stands
Eric Bana To Play Ivan Cleary In Baz Luhrmann’s New Film Based On Penrith’s Historic 4-Peat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for the Australian film industry, Baz Luhrmann has reportedly just finished