Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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‘Omg We Need To Go!’ Says Woman Sending Best Mate Yet Another Restaurant They’ll Never Visit
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a never-ending game of social ping pong, Michelle Caulfield has once again sent her
Local Woman Forced To Chuck Meal Prep In Freezer Again After Dining Out For The Third Night In A Row
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an all-too-familiar scene, local woman Hayley Ryan has once again been forced to shove her
Bloke With Black Tint Privacy Screen Protector On His Phone Either A Drug Dealer Or Cheater
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been reported that anyone sporting one of those privacy screen protectors is either a
Elephant Pants Recognised As A Clear Warning Sign For Unhinged Opinions On Modern Medicine
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts have finally confirmed what many have long suspected: hippie elephant print pants are an unmistakable
Dad Needs A Lift To Cold Chisel Because He’s Not Gonna Be In Any Fucken State To Drive Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad has this week begun preparations for when the Cold Chisel 50-year anniversary comes
Rafael Nadal Finally Has Enough Of The Relentless 20-Year Wedgie And Announces Retirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad but understandable story, the King of Clay has announced his retirement today. Rafael
Queensland Women Call For State Election To Be Decided Via An Arm Wrestle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Women across Queensland are rallying for the state election to be decided through an arm-wrestle between
Adelaide Residents Encouraged To Get Out And Support The Maletildas Tonight In Name Of Equality
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those who make up the population of our closest capital city have today been urged to
QLD Opposition To Somehow Stop Youth Crime While Also Banning Abortions For Unplanned Pregnancies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What looked like a dream Bradbury run to election victory for the Queensland LNP has blown
Bloke On LinkedIn Explains How Starting A Business Prepared Him For Grief After Family Dog Was Run Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local entrepreneur has taken to LinkedIn today with some wise words of inspiration for his 2056
Woman Who’s Unlucky In Love Should Probably Stop Going For Blokes Who Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons she’s been ‘cursed’ when it comes to dating has been told
“Should I Get A Postie Bike?” Wonders Every Australian Male At Some Point In Their Lives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today reached the point that all Australian men reach at some