Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Local Girl In Financial Ruin After Overseas Holiday Sad To Discover Street Drinking Isn’t As Sexy Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local girl that recently came back from a 3 month Euro summer trip is disappointed
Bottle Shop Employee Considers Legally Changing His Name To ‘Champ’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local liquor store employee has spoken out about his frustration at everyone calling him ‘Chief’
Woman’s Everyday Account And GoalSaver Playing Fun Little Game Of Tennis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a scene described by economists as “the financial equivalent of a tennis match” local woman
Multiple Pickpocketing Incidents Make Emily Relocate To A City With A Worse Pickpocketing Problem
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking twist, Netflix’s Emily Cooper is leaving the romantic but actually really seedy
Drunk Man Channels Ned Brockmann’s Willpower To Avoid Stopping At That One Kebab Shop On Way Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a feat of willpower that would make ultra-marathoner Nedd Brockmann proud, local man Sam Henderson
“That’s So Far!” Complains Inner-City Friend After Being Asked To Travel 3 Stops On A Train
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local Northcote resident has stunned friends today by declaring that Preston—just three train stops
Coastie Albo Immerses Himself In Local Culture By Having 10 Schooners At The Grange And Driving Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that is being frantically pushed to the front page in an effort to distract
Parent Revisiting Questacon As An Adult Can’t Believe The Terrifying Free Fall Isn’t A Core Memory
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local dad Dave Winters, 36, was forced to confront some forgotten childhood fears after revisiting Questacon
Teenage Girl Rummages Through Mums Wardrobe For Y2k Clothes To Resell On Depop
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local teen Emily Jones has unearthed an unlikely gold mine right in her own home—her
Final Death Knell For Brat Meme As First Lime Green Post Is Spotted On Facebook
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT People from all over the world have gathered to mourn the death of the Brat meme
Local Woman Finally Achieves Goal Of Waking Up Early By Getting A UTI
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After years of battling with early alarms, 29-year-old Laura Hennessy has finally discovered the ultimate hack
“Le’s Fu’en Ave It!” Says His Maj Charlie As He Arrives At Sydney International Airport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT His Maj is on Australian soil. The King and Queen Camilla are being welcomed on their