Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed.
“Yeah, Weekend Was Great” Clenches Bloke Who Got Bowled By A Bloated 45-Year-Old Spinner’s Full Toss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has lied through his teeth today, after being asked a relatively simple question.
Local Trolley Boy Just Too Damn Good At His Job To Be Let Go For Intimidating Shoppers, Smoking Weed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A modern day stockman at the local Coles has once again survived several allegations of calling
King Charles Gets Faded Off Kava And Cops A Tribal Tatt After England Defeat Samoa In Rugby League
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A traditional kava-drinking ceremony has reportedly left an inebriated King stumbling through the streets of Apia,
Local Man Still Deeply Affected By The Anti-Cat Propaganda Featured In Hairy Maclary Books
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Ethan Loman, of Riverside Crescent in Betoota Heights, has revealed today that he still
Local Year 12 Student Still Completely Fucked After Slowly Reading The Question Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the local Betoota Ponds Bowling Club, Aisling Murphy is cooked. This
US Streamer ‘Fousey’ Says Liverpool Hospital Should’ve Just Charged Him $400k And Left Him To Die In A Corridor Like They Do Back Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Controversial American streamer Yousef Erakat, better known as Fousey, has made a cunt of himself in
South Brisbane Man Who Voted Green in 2022 For Subsidised Dental Care Decides He’s Not That Supportive Of Firebombing Electoral Offices
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Greenslopes man who has a fucken stressful job moving pallets of shit around a warehouse
Crisafulli Now The Biggest Thing To Come Out Of Ingham Since Sam Backo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the deep far south east of Queensland, David Crisafulli has put
Police Remind Polling Centres That Sale Of Gourmet Democracy Sausages Is Illegal In Queensland And Punishable By Up To Five Years Gaol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Police have issued a stark warning to polling stations about the illegal sale of “gourmet”
“So, The LNP Is Just Labor But Pro-Abortion And Entirely Beholden To A Faction Of Bible-Thumping Maniacs?” Asks Confused Older Voter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Queensland heads to the polls today, a debate rages on in the carpark of the
Traveller Treats Himself To A Bag Of Human Schmackos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a long on the road, local man Luke Sheridan found himself wrestling with a difficult