Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Office Workers Who Accidentally Wore The Same Outfit Forced To Pose For An Instagram Photo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Two office workers who rocked up wearing white shirts and jeans have been corralled into posing
Old Codger Takes A Break From Whinging About Kids Always Being On Screens To Whinge About Kids Walking Around Suburb With Their Friends
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cheerful geriatric from Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about a big celebration
Englishman Seriously Came All This Way To Work As A Charity Mugger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights locals were left questioning the merits of the Youth Mobility Scheme this morning after
Trump Campaign Sends T-1000 Back To 1975 To Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger After Kamala Endorsement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The US presidential election has taken a wild turn less than a week out from the
Sydney’s Kings Cross Coke Sign Updated To Better Reflect City’s Values
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kings Cross ‘Coca-Cola Sign’, a beloved Sydney landmark, is set to be revamped and updated
Albo Keeps The Media Happy By Fucking Off Morrison’s 7-Series And Bringing Back The 1991 Holden Caprice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s financial emancipation continues to make headlines this week, after it was
Barnaby Defends Receiving Free Upgrades On REX That Included Being Able To Lie Down In Aisle, Fly The Plane For A Bit And Vape
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Saint Barnabus of Danglemah has become tangled in his own flight upgrade furore this week after
Taliban Mobilises Military Ahead Of Possible Intervention As Tensions Flare Up In America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wheels are being set in motion this week, as the world prepares for a potential geo-political
Nonno Both Proud And Deeply Concerned That Italians Are Now Running The Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Saturday night, David Frank Crisafulli is the 41st Premier of Queensland. He joins Australian
New Zealand Navy Unveil Nation’s First Submarine Off Samoan Coast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a strategic move that has regional powers taking notice, the Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN)
7 Ways That Anthony Albanese Can Prove To Australians That He Doesn’t Think He’s Better Than Us
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally been exposed for what he is. A political elite. This
Natural Caretaker Not Sure If The Guy She Walked Past At The Supermarket Is Hot Or Just Useless
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT After a string of exhausting relationships, Betoota Grove woman Kelsie Nova (32) has finally accepted