Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Uni Socialist Doesn’t Seem To Have A HECs Debt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Uni student and self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist, Hugo Montmorency, has made quite a name for himself in student
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Saturday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that it is a lovely Saturday afternoon, and he
Woman On Fitness Kick Somehow Is Doing F45 In Case You Didn’t Know She’s Doing F45 Yeah So She Was At F45 This Morning
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman’s newfound love for a gym franchise has become the hottest topic among
“Oi Look At This Junkie Outside The Pub Haha” Says Corporate Man After 20 Standard Drinks On A Weekday
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Local corporate wanker, Jae (30) is on fire this afternoon. His drinking buddies are pissing
Millennial Ditches Office Worker Mullet For Corporate Crew Cut After Promotion
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a shocking display of upward mobility, local millennial Paul Donovan (32) has traded in his
“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is lamenting the one Friday he’s not able to join his mates
Ex-Tumblr User Unsurprisingly Proficient At HTML Coding
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what comes as no surprise to those familiar with 2010s internet culture, ex-Tumblr user Maya
Local Woman In Financial Ruin After Inter-State Bestie Comes To Visit
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Sarah Drummond (28), is curled up on her couch, processing the financial fallout from her inter-state
Mate Still Desperately Trying To Sell Four Coldplay Tickets If Anyone’s Changed Their Mind
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in the “BUNGA
Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian Senator
Pair Of Chronic People Pleasers Enter Third Hour Of Trying To Decide On Where To Go For Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Friends Sarah Manning, 27, and Lindsay Hawthorn, 32, are alleged to have taken three hours to
Dutton: “Asking Mining Billionaire For Free Flights Very Different From Asking Airline For Free Upgrades, Obviously”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has defended asking Australia’s richest person Gina Rinehart for free flights,