Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Hometown Mate’s Most Pressing Political Issue This Election Is Still The Damn 2022 Vaccine Mandate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia prepares to vote in the 2025 Federal election, a hometown acquaintance is now grappling
Dutton Tells Voters He Will Show Strong Leadership In Canberra By Working From Home In Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has confirmed he will not relocate to Canberra if elected
South Australia Celebrate Winning Sheffield Shield Like Its 1996 And The Entire Nation Is Watching
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In scenes reminiscent of the recent LIV Golf championships, the people of South Australia are really
Empty Investment Properties Just The Boomer Equivalent Of Nonna Covering Her Good Furniture In Plastic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A study on generational trends has found that owning multiple empty investment properties is the boomer
Polls Show A Labor Win, As Liberals Start Thinking Maybe They Should’ve Been Nicer To Julie Bishop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party is facing even more of a backward slide at the 2025 Federal Election,
Woman Gets The Major Ick After Learning Her Date Actually Posts on LinkedIn
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has revealed she immediately got the major “ick” after learning that her date
Anti-Fast Fashion Girlfriend Just Can’t Say No To A $140 Hoodie From Dua Lipa Show
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A DePop Princess from the ecologically aware suburb of Newtown is wrestling with guilt
Construction On Melbourne Airport Rail Will Begin Next Year, Says Every Victorian Premier Since 1970
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a remarkably familiar announcement, the Victorian Government has once again assured the public that construction
Local Man Wonders If Any Of His Mates Would Enjoy A Cold Schooner Of Piss This Afternoon Or Are They Too Limp-Wristed Like The Albanese Government’s Response To Chinese Warships Conducting Live-Fire Exercises In The Tasman Sea When They Should’ve Just Sen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local business strategy consultant has today extended a casual invitation for beers while
Local Woman And Dog Bond Over Matching Anti-Anxiety Meds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has taken her human-canine companionship to new heights after discovering that she
Local Woman Confident A Simple Change In Geography Will Erase Years Of Unresolved Personal Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who thinks moving to a new city will magically solve all her
Vision Of Shinzo Abe Appears Before Malcolm Turnbull During Dusk Kayak And Implores Him To Run Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is reportedly recovering this evening after what he initially