Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Trump Still Not Likely To Let Australian Man Root Him, Despite 903 Pro-MAGA Comments In 12 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from Betoota Heights has been told to chill out a bit this afternoon,
Reformed 2015 Edgelord Feeling Guilty As Boomer Relatives Embrace Trump After 8 Years Of Brain Rot
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Jordan Steel (27) is one of many veteran internet trolls whose youth was mainly driven by
Report: How Did Elon Musk Get Away With Being The Face For Republican Campaign Despite Literally Inventing Those Soft Cock Electric Vehicles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on another high octane bells and whistles US presidential campaign, questions are
Democrats Promise They’ll Be Back In 2028 For An Even More Brat Summer!
WYATT ENRIDGE | Neoliberal | Contact Okay, so major vibe shift overnight. Trump is back in the White House. SMDH. This came
Young Man Frustrated He Won’t Have Same Opportunities As Boomers Concludes Women Are The Problem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today revealed he’s finally figured out the cause of all his
Democrats Too Busy Working To Storm The Damn Capitol
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former US president Donald Trump has defeated his Democratic rival, Vice-President Kamala Harris, in both the
Gaggle Of Billionaires Get Billionaire Elected In Selfless Push To Help Plight Of Ordinary People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some heartwarming news from the United States of America, the countries leading billionaires have succeeded
Dutton Catches Himself Daydreaming About Going On The Joe Rogan Podcast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fantasising today about appearing on a future episode of the Joe
Woman Appalled At The State Of The World To Disassociate The Best Way She Knows How
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who’s been on the edge of her seat all day has decided
NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America’s premier space and weather agencies have today joined forces to assure the nation that
Idaho’s Crucial County Of BumFuck Called For Trump Campaign
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In breaking news from the US Election, a major county in the race to the White
Report: “Haha Whoops”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian Rupert Murdoch has weighed into the US election debate this afternoon local time, implying