Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Eastern States Mope Around As They Jealously Watch Perth Prepare For The West Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “God dammit” That’s the sentiment coming out of The Eastern Seaboard, Apple Aisle, Free Settlers
Jake ‘The Muss’ Heke To Fight Jake Paul In “Battle Of The Jakes” On The Footpath Outside The East Tamaki Tavern On March 19
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand Tourism Office has announced a new promotional event designed to attract global attention.
Local Woman Always A Happy Little Vegemite By The Time Long Awaited Psych Appointment Rolls Round
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was finally able to have a consultation with a psychiatrist has unfortunately found
6 Things That Are Classy If You’re Rich But Bogan If You’re Poor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact 1. Shitting Yourself On A Holiday Picture the scene. You’re curled into a fetal position,
Local Man Would Totally Buy That Rooted 2010 Prado For $40k If He Had The Money And Brain Damage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An impressionable apprentice from our town’s French Quarter has been successfully talked out of financing
NZ Government Getting A Reminder Of Why They Had To Sign The Treaty Of Waitangi In The First Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact TRENCH WARFARE: Close to 50,000 Māori protestors have descended upon the New Zealand capital of
Sky News Could Really Use A Couple Stories About Trans Women Using Female Bathrooms Today
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Liberal Party’s holding paddock for failed candidates and disgraced campaign advisors is desperately looking
Evil Worm Inside RFK Jnr’s Brain Keeps Telling Him To Grab That Policeman’s Gun Over There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The evil worm that lives inside the new US Health Secretary’s brain keeps on telling
Tesla Owner Really Getting To Know His Local Westfield Food Court
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local electric vehicle owner has today revealed to The Advocate how much he loves his
Woman Who Usually Gets Group Chat To Analyse Messages From Crush Now Getting ChatGPT Involved Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who usually relies on her mates to analyse text messages has found a new
Dutton Refuses To Support Caps On The International Students That He Blames Everything On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition are gaining even more momentum heading into Christmas, as it becomes even more
Massive Fucken Loser Insists On Wearing Cap Backwards When Only Cool Dudes Can Do It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A renown dork from Betoota Heights has today drawn widespread criticism for his decision to wear