Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Park Cricketer’s Dream Of Playing Test Cricket Still Alive After Watching Marnus Bowl Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father of two has today declared his cricketing ambitions are no longer rooted in
Murder Scene In Bathroom Is Just Sister’s Cherry Red Hair Maintenance Routine
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A grim discovery in the Betoota Hills household of the Parker family has turned out to
Woman Who Hasn’t Finished a Book Since Twilight Confident She’ll Get Through A Whole Dolly Alderton These Holidays
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Emily Stevens (26) has boldly declared to friends that these holidays she will reclaim her long-
Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any societal breakdown,
Naarm Settler Too White And Privileged To Appreciate Western Sydney’s Number 1 Radio Show For 20 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact North Brunswick’s most prominent furnace-free eco-ceramist, Pixie Teal (34), simply HATES Kyle and Jackie-O. As
Eastern States Enjoy First Of Two Glorious Day/Night Test Matches This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The town’s city workers are taking full advantage of a rare scheduling treat this week,
Multiple Letters Addressed To Multiple Former Tenants Suggests Landlords Are Going To Be A Handful
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Alarm bells have begun ringing off in a local share house resident’s head after he
Local Girl Fights The Feminine Urge To Leave Society And Live In A Stone Cottage In A Dense Forest
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman yet again finds herself fighting the feminine urge to completely remove herself from
Melbourne Heatwave To Cause An Influx Of Visitors To Victoria’s Picturesque Beaches This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Victoria is set to swelter this weekend, as a heatwave sweeps through south-eastern Australia. This late
Winner Winner Beef Dinner: Potential Son In Law Nails The Debut By Turning Up To Dinner With A Couple Rump Steaks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young prince has today proven his credentials to his potential suitor’s family. Phillip Hard
Retro Shirt And Baggy Jeans Wearing Gen Z Goes All In On Nostalgia Era By Drinking Fosters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the waves of nostalgia continue to wash over the nation, a man from our very
Man That Had A Plan To Avoid The Current Economic Downturn And Housing Crisis 6 Years Ago Retires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact NDIS minister and former ALP leader Bill Shorten has today delivered his farewell speech in Australian