Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Banning Kids From Using Apps That Destroy Their Brains Much Easier Than Banning The Adult Equivalent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The gambling lobby’s arch-enemy, independent Tasmanian MP Andrew Wilkie has accused The Albanese government of
Black Friday Sale Allows Local Man To Purchase Grill At 20% Off What It Was Marked Up To Last Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is preparing to grill his own cock this weekend after taking the plunge
NBL Reach Out To The Rizzler In Desperate Attempt To Keep Pace With Nation’s Other Sporting Codes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As competition increases for the nation’s ever-shortening attention span, the National Basketball League is pulling
Albo Gets Down On All Fours And Barks Like A Dog After Being Told To By Peter V’Landys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has embraced his inner furry this morning after getting down on all fours
Coalition Unsure If Protecting Kids From Online Predators And Eating Disorders Is A Form Of Censorship
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Liberal and National Party opposition to Australia’s world-first under-16s social media ban is growing,
Journalist Writing 12th Only Fans Article For Week Finds Self Praying For Return Of MAFS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local journalist at the Betoota Bugle has today found herself in a peculiar situation. Stacey
Earth Mum Rewards Kid’s Good Behaviour At The Supermarket With Organic, Fair Trade Twiggy Stick
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mum has rewarded her son for being an angel during the weekly supermarket shop
NIMBY Suddenly Worried About ‘Infrastructure’ After Realising New Developments Can Cause Multiculturalism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Betoota Inlet Train Station sits on an arterial commuter railway line that is 5 stops
“Geez Those Stanley Cups Aren’t Cheap” Says Boyfriend Reusing Same Crusty Microplastic-Shedding Plastic Bottle Since 2019
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A harmless local jar-opener has today made it clear that he doesn’t think buying a
Local Woman Feels Like Class Traitor Scum After Revealing Groupon Voucher At End Of Appointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who found hybrid lash extensions and a facial for 40% off is alleged to
Report: We May Never Win Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans around the country are today coming to terms with a rather daunting prospect. After
Divorcee’s Ridiculous New Haircut Confirms He’s Been Dating Women Who Are Way Too Young For Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It didn’t take local divorcee, Frankie (45) too long to realise that he needed to