Regional Australians Unsurprisingly The First To Get Fucked Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, regional and rural Australians are once again feeling the pain of
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Opportunistic Outer Metro Furniture Salesman Considers Joining One Nation, Getting Elected To Parliament, Immediately Leaving The Party And Sitting As An Independent, As Is Tradition
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights furniture salesman is genuinely considering joining One Nation this week for quite selfish
Senator Paterson Insists Taylor Won't Be Like Last 4 Liberal Leaders That He Later Told The ABC He Never Had Confidence In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'realignment' of the Federal Liberal Party is underway apparently, according to last night&
Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
Sussan Skips Town And Joins Camp Out The Back Of Mungo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has reportedly joined a station camp someone out near Mungo National
Liberals Shift Back Towards The Centre As Taylor Bravely Abandons Party's Key Witch-Ducking Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TOUGH CALL BUT THE RIGHT ONE: With a shadow cabinet reshuffle yet to take place, Australians
Satan Personally Reserves Space In Hell For Man Who Sold A 2016 Holden Cruze To Single Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are crimes of passion. There are crimes of greed. And then there is the quiet,
Struggling Winter Olympics Minnow Nation Surprises With First Gold Medal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "It's Cool Runnings all over again!" That's the joyful sentiment
I Reckon I Could Do That Says Man Watching Winter Olympics, Who Probably Could
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from Betoota Heights has this week found himself pondering a career change. Aaron
Bad News For NSW As Origin Criteria Expanded To Include The Other 50% Of Logan That Were Previously Ineligible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chairman of the National Rugby League, Peter V'landys, has today dropped a bombshell
Taylor Finally Offers Price Her Dream Portfolio: “So, Uh, Indigenous Affairs, Again?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After publicly demanding what she described as a "plum" frontbench role and declaring “I’
"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
Local Man Continues To Be Gaslit By The Health Star Rating
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has confirmed he no longer understands what the Health Star Rating system wants