Dystopian Data Centre Thankfully Built Alongside Already Dystopian Urban Sprawl
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dystopian data centre the size of an international airport has thankfully been placed next to
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With Gun Control, NY Assassination Would’ve Been A Simple Egging
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson could have been avoided
Police Reveal How Luigi The UnitedHealthcare Shooter Evaded Police For So Long
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The New York Police Department have today revealed how the man behind one of the most
Accused Shooter’s Lawyers Argue We Can’t Convict A Promising Young Man With Such A Bright Future Ahead Of Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A 26-year old Ivy League graduate has been named as the lead suspect of the murder
Honeymoon Stage Over As Girlfriend Gives Local Bloke Nudge When Driving Past Billboard For ED
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After months of dancing through fields of sunflowers and holding hands as they eat ice cream
Teals Remind Nation Who Their Wealthy Constituents Are So There’s No Surprises When There’s A Hung Parliament
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The six Teal independents in the House of Representatives have just made it clear to everyone
Peter Dutton Reveals Ambitious Plan To Solve Housing Crisis, Cost Of Living Crisis, Energy Crisis And Long Term National Economic Security Crisis By Not Standing In Front Of An Indigenous Flag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The likely next Prime Minister of the country has today revealed a bold ploy to fix
Housemate Search Ad Reads More Like A Tinder Profile Than A Room Listing
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a move that’s left Betoota’s rental market both bemused and mildly perplexed, local
“This Absolutely Sucks” Thinks Parent Working From Home Trying To Work And Parent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is feeling alive today as he juggles the demands of working from
CSIRO Labelled ‘Woke Lefties’ After Confirming Libs Nuclear Plan Will Cost Twice As Much As Renewables
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s peak scientific body has today been accused of forgetting their roots. Despite being
Local Girl Taps Into Primal Gatherer Instincts And Brings Home Another Stool From Council Clean Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Becky Saunder (33) has tapped into her ancient berry-picking roots by salvaging a battered
German Tourists Take On Lighthouse Walk With Walking Poles And A Camelpak
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact In news that won’t surprise anyone, Germans take all forms of recreational walking
At Least The Cicadas Are Having Fun
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As Australians enter the final few weeks of the calendar year, and prepare for a holiday