AFL State Of Origin Just Not Landing Quite As Well As NRL Rivalry That Queenslanders Think Is 1000 Years Old
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Degenerate Pisshead Searching For New Share House Suddenly Rebrands As Someone Who ‘Likes Quiet Nights At Home’
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact Betoota grog-monster, mad-dog, mad-rooter and all-round mad-man Trent Huntly has recently found himself without a home,
Woman Now Unable To Do Anything On Her Phone After Mistakenly Moving A Single App
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a disastrous move for own personal efficiency, Betoota woman Geraldine Mason (33) has accidentally moved
Count Orlok Or Fitzroy Fuckboi? This Woman Just Found A Tall Moustached Bloke Who’s Obsessed With His Ex!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who just finished watching Nosferatu has come to the realisation that she
Dutton Boycotts ‘Divisive’ Boxing Day Test After Seeing Names Like Khawaja, Konstas And Labuschagne So Early In The Batting Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today decided to boycott the Boxing Day test, and will keep
Shock As Sydney Greek Pulls Off Being Extremely Flashy With Unflinching Confidence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australian Greeks are today glued to the television, as one of their own opens the batting
Greeks Invented Ramp Shot, Claims Papou
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact An elder of our town’s Greek community has refreshed his interest in cricket this morning.
Adorable Toddler Gets Hands Covered In Melted Candy Canes And Microplastics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local son, nephew and grandson has today melted hearts in a Betoota Heights home. The
English Tourist Exposes Breasts At Local Pub While Husband Eats Sardine Sandwiches Courtesy of Local Constabulary
GRIFF McDOUGAL | Christmas | Contact Arriving in town in their Land Rover Defender at around eleven on the morning of December
Naughty Kids From Tarong, Callide, Liddell, Mount Piper, Port Augusta Wake Up To Lumps Of Uranium
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Coalition’s half a trillion dollar nuclear transition is upon us, and it is already
Dad Set To Receive 2025’s ‘Good Going-Out Shirt’ This Christmas
CLIFFORED GUNCOTTON | Musings | CONTACT LOOKS NICE, DOESN’T IT!? In 2024’s most predictable news, Local Betoota Heights father Gary
Betoota Advocate Reveals Newspaper’s Official Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has