Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
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Homeowner Would Get A Swim Spa If Not For Their Extreme Boganity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With another 45-degree day on the way, local homeowner Nagle Chandler has been entertaining himself with
MAFS Producers Strike Gold With Blokes Sulking About Age Appropriate Matches, Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact MAFs producers have found themselves striking ratings gold yet again, by pairing blokes with age appropriate
Channel 7 Does The Most Channel 7 Thing Ever And Shows ‘The Chase’ Over Test Cricket This Afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Channel Seven is planning to do quite possibly the most Channel Seven thing ever this afternoon
DeepSeek AI Has Some Rather Raw Opinions Regarding The Australian Swimming Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world tries to wrap its head around the newest AI competitor on the block,
Angus Taylor Wastes Hours Trying To Explain The Nash Equilibrium To Colleagues To Show Their Culture War Is Pointless
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly wasted hours of his arguably valuable time this morning by
“Can’t Believe This Is Part Of My Job Now” Growls Dutton, Before Attending Chinese Christmas Or Whatever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another stark reminder that his new job requires him to occasionally leave the North
Australia To Enter Global AI Race Through Release of Updated Magic 8 Ball, With Up To 20 Answers!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The future of the Australian economy finally looks in safe hands, after a bombshell announcement from
Labor Continue Strategy Of Only Picking Big Units As Regional Candidates, With A 7-Foot Bloke In Cairns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact At 6 ft 8 inches, Cessnock MP Dan Repacholi is by far the biggest unit in
Albo’s Advisor Begs Him To Not Purchase 2023 Porsche 911 Turbo GT3RS In Acid Green Until He Retires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s optics advisor was reportedly pushed to the brink today after Albo
Overnight Train From Brissy To Sydney Not Exactly The Hogwarts Express
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Some overseas train enthusiasts have discovered that Australia doesn’t really champion the romance of rail
Coalition Promises Remote Kangaroo Island Beach Shack A Further $532m To Run Manus Island If Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition has announced plans to award a $532 million contract to a weathered beach shack
This New WFH Shit Ruins Unemployed Mate’s Day At The Beach
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local stay-at-home man is unhappy with society’s normalisation of work-from-home culture, after noticing that