Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
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Oh No Wouldn’t It Be Bad If We Put Massive Tariffs On America’s Biggest Import To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation is bracing itself for a possible worst case scenerio this month as US President
Report: Humans Finally Achieved World Peace In Early 2016 And It’s All Been Downhill Since Then
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that the closest humans have ever gotten to achieving peace was
EDITORIAL: How Taking My Employees Out For Lunch Instead Of Paying Them Better Will Help Me Buy This Brand New Mercedes Benz
EDITORIAL I am voting for Peter Dutton at the 2025 Australian election. Here’s why. The current economic situation in
Kerr Actually Behaving Pretty Good For A Half-Pissed Perth Girl Who’s Been Hauled Into The Cop Shop Over A Cab Fare At 3AM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Matildas Captain and Chelsea star Sam Kerr has faced court again, in her running dispute with
Local Woman Successfully Slides Back Into Ex’s Dms By Bringing Up How Unfair All This Luka Trade Stuff Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has today successfully wrangled her way back into her ex’s life,
Prime Minister Kicks Off 2025 Election Campaign By Joining Spanian For A Tour Of Camperdown Housos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2025 Federal Election is well underway, and it will be an election like no other.
Queensland Girlie Becomes A Woman By Requesting A Couple Ice Cubes In Her Chardy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland girl has officially become a woman this weekend, having decided to water down a
“DUDE This NBA Trade Is Crazy!” Says Vanilla Office Guy From Upper Middle Class Household
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local spreadsheet wrangler who works in the finance industry has today taken some time to
Moderate Liberals Again Politely Decline Right-Faction’s Invitation To Scotch And Cigar Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Moderate faction of the Liberal Party has reportedly declined an invitation to the Right faction’
Dutton Vows To Make NDIS More Efficient By Replacing It With Unpaid Female Labour And Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his plan to tackle what he calls waste and
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds
Schooner Prices Go Up Today In Line With Extremely Pleasant Timeline World Is Currently In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The price of a schooner has increased today, which perfectly aligns with the world’s current