Man Dreams Of Transporting Back To A Time When Nation Pretended This Was A Healthy Fruit Snack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has once again found himself momentarily yearning for the past. The logistics employee
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Straight White Atheist Feeling A Little Left Out With Ramadan, Lent, Lunar New Year And Mardi Gras All Kicking Off At Once
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A heterosexual Anglo-Saxon Australian man from Sydney is feeling a little left out with the rare
Eels Young Gun Accused Of Taking Performance Decreasing Drugs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Parramatta Eels and the NRL have been made aware of images circulating online appearing to
South Australian Liberals Hit New Low As Adelaide Club Won't Even Give Them A Table To Meet Privately With One Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once the engine room for conservative Australian politics, it seems that Adelaide is no country for
PM Backs Booting Andy From Line Of Succession When All We Actually Want Is For Him To Face Justice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backed the gesture of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the line of succession,
Wuthering Heights Not Quite As Whimsical And Fun As Bridgerton Girlie Had Hoped
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman has today spoken to The Advocate about her recent experience at the
“Yeah That Sounds About Right” Says Australia After Learning The Gold Coast Is Getting A Trump Tower
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that hasn't really shocked anyone, it can be confirmed that The Trump
“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
Barnaby Joyce Outlines New Mandatory 7-Point Criteria For New Migrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As far as right-wing political figures go, Barnaby Joyce has always been much more of a
Inner-City Leftie Moans With Self-Satisfaction Asking Simple Rural Hick Who's Going To Wipe His Arse When He's Old And Fucked If There's No Migrants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sunday lunch in Betoota Heights has ended with an extended moan from a Brisbane-based communications
Peter The Great To Reach His Own Hyphasis River By Attempting An NRL Game In Saudi Arabia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NRL boss Peter 'The Great' Vlandys is this week basking in all his glory,
Katter Says The Tyranny Of The Irukandji Has Gone On Long Enough And Now Is The Time To Introduce The Common Sunfish By The Million To Help Hoover Up These Protoplasmic Invertebrate Terrorists CONT
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has today unveiled what he describes as a nation-building marine intervention
One Nation Loses Momentum As Sky News Boomers No Longer Forced To Choose Between Two Evils (Women)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's official, Pauline Hanson's high-watermark will remain in late January 2026, as