Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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Australia Considers Hitting The US With Reciprocal 20% Tariffs On Keith And Nicole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our great southern land is today mulling over how to hit back at our fair-weather allies
Trump Supporter In Ireland Deeply Disappointed By Their Interpretation Of ‘Republican’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An American Trump supporter on a spiritual trip to his ancestral homeland has been left stunned
Current Political Climate Giving Local Woman Even More Reasons To Spend Frivolously
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A chronically online woman has today announced that she no longer plans on trying to save
No Time To Dig Into Appropriateness Of Using Taxpayer Funds To Attend Sports Events, Because It’s Actually Weirder That Dutton Would Use Them To Attend The Sydney Rugby 7s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has once again been left scratching its head today, at the actions of our
Liberals Quietly Wondering If There’s Still Time For The Old Leader Switcheroo Before Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the federal election fast approaching, senior Liberals are privately debating whether they still have time
American Backpacker Becomes Canadian Overnight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A visiting American has rebranded as a Canadian overnight after facing sustained criticism from locals over
Byron’s Generational Slacklining Community Forced To Migrate As Council Removes Damaged Norfolk Pines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Heartbreak has struck Byron Bay this week, as the humble coastal town comes to term with
Tugun Bloke That Hooked 100K Followers From Alfred Surf Videos Quickly Pivots To Selling CBD Oil
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Gold Coast’s newest influencer has been busy hustling today as he attempts
Dutton Reveals The Lengths He Would Go To Secure A Tariff Exemption: “I Would Rim Him”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has made it clear he would be prepared to go to extreme
A-League Does Their Best To Ignore The Main Reason Why 2nd Division Is Outdoing Them: Ethnic Tensions
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A-league executives are trying their very best to ignore the glaringly obvious reason why a second-division
Woman Making Poor Life Decisions In Her 30s Comforts Self With The Only Two TV Shows That Are Still Relatable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 30 something hot mess has today revealed that she can now only find herself relating
PM: “G’Day Malcolm How Are You Mate Hey Thanks For All The Help But Can You Shut Your Fucken Head Please Thanks”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Labor insiders have shared candid details about a phone call between the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese