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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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Man Who Grew Up On Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter Somehow A Trump Supporter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who regularly rewatches his favourite childhood movies has proven to be an expert in
Liberal Staffer Sacked For Suggesting Coalition Comes Up With An Actual Policy Instead Of Culture Wars Brain Rot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man in the Liberal Party of Australia has today been given his marching orders.
Tesla Vehicle Set Alight Moments Before Bursting Into Flames On Its Own
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s well heeled Grove District has been rocked this morning, after a sickening attack on
National Party Suspicious That Dutton’s Deportation Referendum Is A Ploy To Exile Barnaby To NZ
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition is in disarray today, after Opposition Leader Peter Dutton announced a thought bubble policy
Stranded NASA Astronauts Head Back To Space After Seeing Current State Of The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The stranded NASA astronauts have splashed down on Earth on moments, ending what began with a
King Sends Nice Portrait To The Mint In Case They Change Their Mind About The $5 Note
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact King Charles III has sent an informal portrait to the Royal Australian Mint, suggesting it be
Millennial Woman’s First Big Furniture Purchase Fails To Elicit Same Feeling As The Disney Princess Pullout Sofa
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who just dropped a few thousand on her dream couch has unfortunately
“Wow This Is Literally The Best Bar I’ve Ever Seen I Will Put It In My Pub” Says Country Publican Seeing Corrugated Iron Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A country publican has committed to installing a corrugated iron bar in his establishment, declaring it
“I Will Cut Wasteful Spending’ Says Man Proposing Another $400M Referendum To Deport Two People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is alleged to be considering an expensive referendum that would give the
Prime Minister Considers Calling The Election For Later This Arvo As Labor Lifts In The Polls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent poll of 2,256 voters has shown that more people want to keep Anthony
Swans Name Everyone Captain For Must-Win Clash Against South Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Sydney Swans have named every member of their team as captain for this weekend’s
The Betoota Advocate Struggles To Stereotype Formula 1 Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate is still trying to figure out how to stereotype F1 fans, as their