Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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Tasmanians Fear That Experimenting With Nuclear Power Will Cause Locals To Become One-Headed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing opposition to the Liberal Party’s un-costed and and increasingly unclear Nuclear Power Plan
Recent Bachelor Still Struggling In The Wild After Chucking A Bay Leaf Into His Carbonara
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local 29 year old man that still has no idea what bay leaves do has
Roll’d Brisbane Airport Caters To Local Tastes With Spag Bol Rice Paper Rolls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane Airport has once again proven itself to be the nation’s premier cultural crossroads after
Sip Of Sachet Coffee Transports Introvert Back To The Glorious Days Of Lockdown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Standing in the tea room of her CBD office, Jenna McWilliams can’t help
Extremely Uncomfortable 3rd Trimester Made Better By Old Lady At Shops Who Says Cherish This Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today had to take an extra few deep breaths on her trip
Local Woman Way Too Into Office Gossip To Ever Work From Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed that she would much prefer to work in the
Temu Trump Says Albanese Is A Poofter For Not Blowing Up Chinese War Ships In The Tasman Sea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition leader is being widely criticised today for using a historical slur against gay
“Farmers Markets Tomorrow?” Offers Boyfriend Begging To Stay At Pub For Friday Night Double Header
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT United Nations level negotiations are taking place in the smokers area of a West
Cabbie Pushes A Few Buttons And Now The Fare Is $20 More For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man touching down in Sydney this morning has had his first welcome to the
Australia Celebrates International Day Of Forests By Seeing If Blinky Bill Can Still Outrun A Bulldozer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has today kicked off a big environmental day in style! With the International Day
Job Applicant Asked To Submit 10,000 Word Thesis On Why They Want To Work At Soulless Corporation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT How does get fucked sound? That’s the question on the lips of local jobseeker Hamish
Wine Snob Wanker Refuses To Hold Wine Glass Like A Normal Human
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local sommelier Eugene Fowler (44) continues to insist on holding his wine glass in any way